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were you previously aware that there’s an animal called the Hog Badger

urban yeti, screenshot, game boy advance (2002) https://giantbomb.com/images/1300-252249

This is my rating scale for video games

compromise for the horniest users on this website

your boss is not your friend. never help your boss

pirating book pdfs to read on your computer is the only thing left of the original idea of how the internet was supposed to improve our lives

it’s crazy that you can’t just manually tag nsfw pictures. like sure do the automated thing too but why can’t you ALSO tag them yourself

Dawg

it’s allowed

it’s so cool that we have antibiotics and shit that prevent you from getting medieval style illnesses like this and yet people still do the dumbest shit

I love this from the Wikipedia page on Dennis Wilson. I love how Wikipedia doesn't feel confident enough to say it isn't true, merely that it wasn't specifically substantiated. Leaving the door potentially open that Charles Manson claiming his "shadow" is killing people could be telling the truth.

Every day I try to be a real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace

"Use the pool water to flood the server room to delete the surveillance footage" is the most Sierra adventure game solution to a problem I've ever heard

legitimately tesla is a stock company that coincidentally sells a handful of cars. the cars are shit. the only successful product elon has ever made is the tsla stock, and i imagine some day soon that’ll blow up too.

me on first day of job at twitter reviewing child porn: whoa that’s gotta come down (is tapped on shoulder by elon) what do you mean “no that guy’s cool”

as someone who did user support for a couple of years it really drives me insane when companies cheap out on it instead of hiring people who have solid technical/communication skills for more money. hate when what should be an entry-level job is turned into a dead end job at a call center

Elon Musk just confirmed that a prominent right wing influencer on the platform was suspended for posting "child exploitation pictures" also Musk confirmed that they just reinstated his account

introduce yourself with: one book 📚 one movie 🎬 one album 💿

kids today walk around saying stuff they don't even know came from homestar runner

I don’t think you could convey modern conservatism in any sort of essay or book as accurately as you could just showing people this image

hell yeah dude

this dude is talking to muppets

is anyone curious to know what the x.com domain was like before elon bought it in 1999? check this shit out

i had a dream last night that i got to meet a raccoon

you’re living in it, baby

This Samuel L Jackson interview at Vulture is great. I'm quoting this bit as it made me laugh, but there's lots of the real stuff in here. https://www.vulture.com/article/samuel-l-jackson-in-conversation.html

Power Stone 2 (DC / Capcom / 2000)

its really funny that the sw argument for twitter blue is basically "i can use this to promote my business" and its like yeah... i know thats why i block em all

tommy needy drinky

when i was a kid and met my now-stepdad i actually introduced myself like this

i strongly believe louie should be fed to a bulborb

The hostile posts on this platform have left me no choice but to finance paramilitary groups across the globe

im glad the nft guys are on here because frankly i think there needs to be an agreed upon target for harassment

incredibly funny how quickly this person has gotten on everyone’s nerves

This person will be suing Elon Musk for not paying her within 3 months

are people still being super annoying on here