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Tesla lost enough value today that it could have fully funded USAID for a year.

*Stares lovingly into your eyes*

Goodnight everyone from me and Mochi 😊

The truth is disgustingly obvious and …. Ignored…

demanded to be held like a little baby

Getting there. πŸͺ‘ #crossstitch

I owe $600 for taxes lmaoooo meanwhile Tesla paid $0 in federal taxes in 2024 πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

What an absolute fucking dipshit

this man is a criminal (he stole a froot loop from my bf)

Good morning πŸ’— if I had to see this, so do y’all πŸ’€

once i stabilize & get out of survival mode & start truly living every day it is so over for u bitches (u bitches being all whomst have wronged me)

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

New York City

Me bc I'm in my healing era and think I need all the little treats β™‘

Babe!! Wake up new emoji 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌 (i dont know if it’s new, just my first time seeing it) 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌

Two handsome bboy reportings for duty!!! πŸ’›Dale and πŸ’›Chip

someone fell asleep in the car

White people who don't have Black and Brown friends are sus

imagine have literally no personality that you have copy EVERYTHING i do. you wanna be me soo bad.

So, Portland, does this mean it's spring now?

The caprese sandwich from a local shop is so good. πŸ˜‹πŸ’•

All the thirst posts about Luigi Mangioni have me laughing like:

we had a little worry that adjusting to being indoors would be hard for him, as he's been a stray most of his life, but i'm thinking that won't be a problem considering he looked outside briefly and then did this for 10 full minutes instead

One more little cutie graduated today, Peppermint Patty! The slowest of the Sweet Treats kittens to become tame, but once she decided to turn in her feral card, she never looked back, fully embracing the cuddly life with her whole being! We’re so happy she’ll have another kitten her age to befriend.

good morningggg happy caturday πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆπŸ±

lol i only had cherry tomatoes but i cannot eat a tomato-less sandwich. also i used a bagel lol

it was hate at first sight

Todays hero

Lol

BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

chimken and rice πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

good morning bluesky :)

look at this goofy goober

I’m not doing ANYTHING this weekend. I’m going to disassociate so fucking hard

Goodnight mianators!! I don’t want to see y’all tolerating disrespect from anyone and I want u all to speak the truth no matter how scary it may seem

Not be be dramatic, but the cold is actually ruining my life

Set up my tattoo appointment for Monday 😩😩 I miss the feeling of a tattoo needle so much

Believing that a billionaire is working tirelessly to benefit the working class truly takes a spectacular level of stupid.