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Every future imagined by a tech company is worse than the previous iteration.

submitted 10 hours ago • 50 comments

it's fridayytyt (in a sense since I don't work the rest of the week)

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

advising everyone in the heatwave to stay cool by purposely missing a high five and brushing the side of your hair back instead

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

A skull that resembles Rex from Toy Story has been found in North Central Texas. The nearly complete skull of an over 280 million-year-old amphibian will eventually be displayed at the Texas Through Time Fossil Museum. For more info: bit.ly/40i2U8c

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

I saw 2 cats today (my nephew's cats) and now my cat won't sit on me as punishment for being in another cat's house

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

hot weather is a really great opportunity to get those vegetables out of your freezer and put them on your body

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I love when it's over 90° past 9: 00pm

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

tag yourself if you're in a heatwave

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

so we're just supposed to go back to work tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

groceries

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

catch an all-new episode of hellworld tonight on every conceivable network

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

car

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

update: my A/C does work, it just doesn't work well, so I can still get my home at 80° when it's above that outside, and that's something. and the dehumidifier is really a star in making this whole situation bearable

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

TIL about strawberry finches

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

submitted 5 days ago • 967 comments

do you read poetry? I'm looking for recommendations (books, collections, analysis)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

doing a heartfelt apology and then flossing (the dance)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

my cat cosplaying a 55+ year old man on Tinder

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

do you read poetry? I'm looking for recommendations (books, collections, analysis)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm proud to report we've made the job of police officers 100% safe by telling them to avoid crimes and arrest innocent people instead

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

All the people who refuse to stop giving New York Times money, please do a simple Google search for anti-trans rhetoric associated with that publication. "I've never noticed" cool but you also didn't notice during the inauguration speech when Trump said there were only two genders.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

if you feel really weird about aging then yes I will say stuff like "40s is the baby of old people" but please don't say that shit to me on my birthday. I have never had a problem with aging.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i have more love in my heart for people than i could ever spend. i will be this way until i die. it's the only way to live that makes sense to me

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

maybe I am sleep deprived but more than anything else in the universe I love the image of the infection getting transferred between a silhouette cat and human in this article news.ucr.edu/articles/202...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

blowing up my computer to play some monster hunter

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It’s more complicated than this. If you use AI to revise what you’ve written yourself, you have greater cognitive engagement. Because AI is a tool, not a replacement.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

fuck all of you for abandoning trans kids. "i turned out fine" fuck you "its a distraction" fuck you "its not a death sentence" FUCK YOU

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

please arrest me I have committed a crime (I gave my cat her preventative flea medicine)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Managers everywhere are shocked to find out that if you want to use an AI tool to make a video, you have to spend just as much time editing as you would have if you had hired someone with this expertise

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

List of protests so far against war in Iran for this Wednesday

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments