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I like peace & quiet, music, sports & food. Black women have my heart & so do cute animals.
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I need help 🥹

Men & Studs… what yall pay for your haircut?? Im tryna see sumn.

I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭

After 3 months, finally getting a haircut tomorrow!!!! I can’t wait lmfao

I love black men. I saw this black man today yall. He was gorgeous!!! Pretty ass skin, nice smile, has waves, dressed nice. I told him he was a beautiful human & so handsome. He smiled & giggled. I hope I made his day. If I didn’t have to be professional I woulda told him he’s “sperm donor fine” 🤣

By far the worst test I’ve ever had to do. Absolutely would not do this again 😩

I had to have an esophageal manometry today & lemme tell you… my throat hurts 😩. Who got any home remedies besides gargling salt water?

I can’t seem to make above a 74 on my tests & it’s pissing me off cause I’ll think I did well then bloop. Did shitty.

This why she needa tell you…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry but omg

I just know that heffa ain’t crying???

Yall are so boring. Don’t talk back or nun.

I knew the Lexapro was working when I casually walked .3 of a mile in the cold ass 34 degree ass rain not mad, not bothered, not upset at myself for making a mistake. In my head I was all sunshine & rainbows thinking “well I got a little exercise in on my off day” 🤣🤣🤣 just blissful af lmfao

So gather round folks 🤣. Today is my 2nd day in my new position which means I switched parking decks that I park in. I used to park right next to the clinic I worked at… however that was $98 (after the $30 subsidy) & waaayyy on the other end of the hospital than where I am now. So I picked the lot

Finally no more paying $98/month to park for work. Switched positions & switched parking decks!!!

Showed up 19 mins later to your appt & fussing at me cause you have to sign annually paperwork. Please bffr & shut up

Don’t tell me to do something cause now I’m not gonna wanna do it.

The prep is the worst part about a colonoscopy cause they put you to sleep & you don’t even feel them inside ya ass. Bad thing is they don’t wipe the line off when they’re done.

My dad said he put five shots in the drink

Absolutely tf not. Why???

I’m chugging this drink a lil too fast. I’m finna be tipsy o & talking crazyyy in a min 🤣

I might have a drinky drink but just one

At my big age I still don’t know what my hair type is but I do know what products work for my hair lol 🤷🏽‍♀️

At 16 Barbara Johns led a strike for equal education in her Virginia high school & filed a law suit that was foundational to the 1954 Brown decision. She survived Klan harassment & championed American democracy.

I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here

all cocky shit included. im that nigga.

If my body could tolerate it I’d drink it everyday but without a gallbladder that shit makes me shit 😩🤣

ME: *sleeps for 3 days* MY BODY: That did absolutely nothing

"I can't wait to have fun on my day off!" Me on my day off:

how small talk feels to an introvert

This why I’m never visiting Australia

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To all my Black Queens.. Don't let em try to trick you... Better know that you're something special!

Nah. These cramps fr finna take me out. Not even the heating pad is helping.