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This is all very funny but it also demonstrates a real fucking bleak turn for health and wellness stuff where it’s moved from “here are things you can do to make yourself healthier” to “if you do not do these things and get the expected results you are defective” which is basically govt policy now

put some respect on chinch's name

a muppets take on romantic films: thread

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

speaking of remembering great summer tweets, this Jacob Bacharach one will rattle around in my head forever

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

the reason he keeps getting mad at his robot for being insufficiently racist or full of misinformation is that it’s actually quite hard to get LLMs to provide exactly what you want - training is expensive and unpredictable, and direct interference leads to things like the white genocide snafu

I think what we’re seeing is Leo immediately carrying on Francis’s legacy and pushing it further by going hard in the paint appointing bishops (and eventually cardinals) who will back up the poor and immigrant communities. There’s a reason he was Francis’s favorite

Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd. “Shame on you, @Grok”

This is Cyclops from the X-men after he stops paying child support

I got mad and I wrote about it.