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eympronouncedaim.bsky.social
she/her | 20 | 🏳️‍⚧️ building my robot army to take over the galaxy NO MINORS ALLOWED; im a bad example for impressionable young minds
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i HAVE to get my funny up.

i havent been on this account in 30 years why are all of my posts so fucking ass what is wrong with me nothing i have said will get me hoes god dammit

eminem if he was an orange: something's wrong, i can peel it

god i hate my own brain i can bang out an entire several paragraph analysis of severance on my own but if i get told to do a simple task i turn inside out and explode

i think all tts programs should have at least a little bit of jank. we shouldnt be so greedy

they call it the super powl because you. put the soup inthe bolw

*approaches gay praying mantis couple* so which of you bites the other's head off

shoutout to those souvenir pressed penny machines with the cranks and shit. wasting money never felt so good

they call her falin because i wanna fall in her titties

Just testing out the alt text don't mind me. Repost to totally boggle your followers

never understood how bats became a symbol of ill portent tbh. they're basically just birds but weird shaped. blue jays carry much more evil than a bat ever could

waiter! waiter! bring my my knight/princess yuri please!!!

Shit man, the economy is fucked. How the hell am I supposed to afford a fancy black and red ball gown and skull-shaped earrings let alone a sexy and evil mansion deep in a haunted forest that's big enough to house my polycule of thralls

Eym