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🏳️‍⚧️ transfem dykeing it up around london, she/her
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It may have been my birthday last week, but guess what!? I’M the one dealing out the gifts! 🃏 Friends of Jimbo 4 🎮Xbox Game Pass Check out the trailer and try not to lose your chips over these updates! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G24...

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I need other people to know about McDonalds in the Pentagon (Ska Version) www.tiktok.com/@sillystu4u/...

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I can feel my knees

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if i were a cis girl i would be genuinely unstoppable. imagine what i could do with an extra 10 years of looking like a bombshell. i would have caused 9/11 3.

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CRISPR hacking my balls to explode instantaneously if they ever start making testosterone again

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innie jerking off furiously so her outie is constantly refracting and incapable of getting it up

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women with food autism will go on about the texture/mouthfeel of different types of milk but still give the sloppiest head ever and swallow

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hey bros did you know that if you just take estrogen for a few years you can be desired by beautiful women? i know it sounds crazy, but it's true! and the catch? that's right, there is none. they'll even let you stay a gamer

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dripping sweat on her face so much it looks like she’s crying

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“the saddest story ever told. for sale: carabiner, never worn” - loki~

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Transphobes don’t hate men they hate trans women get that through your heads ffs

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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managed to hurt my ribs, wrist, knee, and ass at the skatepark yesterday but I learned a tonne of new stuff, so fucking worth it

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there’s a big red button in every room of my apartment and if you hit it then it starts playing a random northernlion video at maximum volume this is for soothing purposes in case I get overwhelmed

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lesbian sex

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i need some lesbian sex

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he is a loathsome offensive brute and yet I can’t look away

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with a sufficient stimulant dosage and a completely empty stomach, judicious use of index-match formulae may induce transcendental spiritual states such that sages of old could only dream of

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damn she came and immediately rolled over and started talking about the hanging chad + photograph combo

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Italian tentacle porn must go crazy.... spaggeti.....

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every interpersonal relationship should have a side channel for metacommunication that lets u ask questions about the social dynamic without affecting it

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“this show is great, there’s a woman in it” - the boy

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feeling pretty ravenous rn ngl

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starting my morning off by communing with the wisdom of my sisters by drinking a monster in bed

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polycules are just proletarianized noble houses pull the trigger

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oh fuck chat I think i’m cooked

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

scheduling every monday to start off with two and a half hours of meetings should get you exiled to siberia

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