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Sal!

There were 10 MLB games last night. 7 games had one team score 8+ runs. 4 games had a team in double digits. Seems high. And bad.

Like so many, I applaud Harvard's refusal to accept the new terms of accepting US govt funding. They are over-reaching and of bad faith. An interesting question is whether they are legal? Brace yourselves. A thread. 👇

Damned if you do damned if you don’t

Chourio can see the guys batting behind him just as well as we can. Swing away young man.

They are who we thought they were

Harvard has a $50b endowment. They should simply tell Trump to fuck off.

414 Day is significantly dumber than anything Hallmark has ever come up with.

The Brewers and the White Sox have the same run differential

Holy shit it probably won’t matter but Rory just hit one of the worst shots you’ll ever see from a back 9 major leader

Perfect start to the final pairing. Let’s goooooooo!

Why is Bauers not warm yet what the fuck

Rory being in contention makes the masters so much worse. It’ll be 95% Rory talk all weekend now.

At least they had the decency to make a bunch of stupid payroll outlays before the theft request

It is legitimately shocking how great the Masters app is. It is the pinnacle of live sports apps. There is nothing even close. And it gets used one week a year. Absolutely wild.

Truly bizarre approach to history. Note that Shirer wrote Collapse of the Third Republic after Rise and Fall

And also made a shitload of money on nvidia

No pars forever

@badgernoonan.bsky.social Elmore and the Aliens is pretty pretttaaaayyyy good

Also worth noting that last weeks Worst Person in the World, Victoria Spartz, voted in opposition (with Massie and Turner)

“My arbitrary starting point contradicts your arbitrary starting point take that”

Did we beat fentanyl too?

The fact that the market is only down 5% on the year is frankly shocking.

Trump was never gonna let this stuff ruin his Masters weekend

“They need THIS president in the Oval Office to talk to them” That emphasis is what we call foreshadowing

What a thrill to so dominantly win a trade war. Thank you President Trump.

Just this morning I have come across a two hour video on some obscure GBA game and a thirty minute video on a make believe Timothy Chalamet at bat pitch sequence. This country is not equipped to return to the mines.

Egg prices are down 47% from January but have begun ticking up. Low of $2.92 on 3/26 up to $3.26 yesterday.

Kinda miss Signal being the biggest news

Even bums off the street can throw a fastball. The brewers pitching staff is 80% bums off the street. No mystery.

Every generation gets a Chris Weber finish

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Quinn Priester shares a birthday with Robin Yount. Give me credit when you win awards for this reporting.