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This is so lovely and wholesome

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In today’s installment of Sheldon Sheds His Skin, a dozen outlandishly hung demons pound our hero right in his poor tuchus. Luckily he can do something you can’t…

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In today’s update to Sheldon Sheds His Skin, Sheldon makes his case to the demon council, the Rite begins, and we learn what Olkayabnothep’s tendrils can do to a man.

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A WICKED WIND

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Is this their vaunted government efficiency? Jesus Fitzgerald Christ

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This is why you don’t mess with us, you do not know our full capabilities

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TESLA STOCK: [going down] DJ KHALED: oh gross

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Update: Sheldon Shags a Shoggoth is up in full, along with the first two chapters of its even spicier sequel, Sheldon Sheds His Skin. I’ve got three more episodes in revisions that wrap up the initial arc but these two are arguably the hottest.

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I have begun the process of serializing Sheldon Shags a Shoggoth (the titular tale from my anthology) and additional episodes of Sheldon Saga over on Inkitt. Go forth and enjoy them my queerlings. www.inkitt.com/stories/scif...

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Pro tip: in modern settings, there's an easy drop-in replacement for "member" as a euphemism for penis: "piece". Both suggest a body part or part of a whole, with context getting us the rest of the way.

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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

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If you donate, reply with proof, I'll email you an epub of my novella, just donate what you can afford! If you can't, then at least share

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I collect memes like this. They have an excellent track record for inspiring me to write really weird stories

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Horrible story ideas: a rabbi accidentally drops a rag bearing her husband’s cum onto an unfinished clay sculpture and creates an abomination: the jizz golem. Chaos ensues, and she vows never again to have sex in her studio.

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Reason 458 why Jewish married couples are fun to write: the constant snarky references to “because it’s the LAW”

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ⓘ This complimentary tarp is provided to front row audience members. When the MC lovingly says “Can we make a mess, darling?” that is your cue to raise the fucker high.

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Therapist: and what do we do when the horror and cruelty of the world wears us down? Me: sink deeper into fantasies where the cinnamon roll MMC says “I’ll do anything to brighten your day” and his lover says “Dominate me and make me cry” and he grins like it’s his fucking birthday.

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I hope you’re all having a lovely V-day weekend! Reminder that I have a new story out. It’s a 30 or 40 minute read, perfect for between rounds with your sweetie on a snowed-in Saturday.

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Actually going on a small trip for V-day this year 🥰 and we’re doing the most frou frou thing imaginable, a mindfulness meditation experience thing idfk exactly how to characterize.

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Yeah we (my loved ones)’re just gonna have to mask in public forever. No fucks given by this admin and a measly sliver of a fuck by the opposition is how you get to maps like these. Elsewhere in the country they’re banning masks because they know who that disproportionately kills.

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In honor of lovecore month, a brand new free story for you! www.inkitt.com/stories/scif...

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Petition to rename Amazon’s Rings of Power to “Lord of the Rings: The Soap Opera”

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Idea: a dark romance girly begins a relationship with a real life vampire, who drives her batty because:

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This is so lovely and wholesome

In today’s installment of Sheldon Sheds His Skin, a dozen outlandishly hung demons pound our hero right in his poor tuchus. Luckily he can do something you can’t…

In today’s update to Sheldon Sheds His Skin, Sheldon makes his case to the demon council, the Rite begins, and we learn what Olkayabnothep’s tendrils can do to a man.

A WICKED WIND

Is this their vaunted government efficiency? Jesus Fitzgerald Christ

This is why you don’t mess with us, you do not know our full capabilities

TESLA STOCK: [going down] DJ KHALED: oh gross

Update: Sheldon Shags a Shoggoth is up in full, along with the first two chapters of its even spicier sequel, Sheldon Sheds His Skin. I’ve got three more episodes in revisions that wrap up the initial arc but these two are arguably the hottest.

I have begun the process of serializing Sheldon Shags a Shoggoth (the titular tale from my anthology) and additional episodes of Sheldon Saga over on Inkitt. Go forth and enjoy them my queerlings. www.inkitt.com/stories/scif...

Pro tip: in modern settings, there's an easy drop-in replacement for "member" as a euphemism for penis: "piece". Both suggest a body part or part of a whole, with context getting us the rest of the way.

Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

If you donate, reply with proof, I'll email you an epub of my novella, just donate what you can afford! If you can't, then at least share

I collect memes like this. They have an excellent track record for inspiring me to write really weird stories

Horrible story ideas: a rabbi accidentally drops a rag bearing her husband’s cum onto an unfinished clay sculpture and creates an abomination: the jizz golem. Chaos ensues, and she vows never again to have sex in her studio.

Reason 458 why Jewish married couples are fun to write: the constant snarky references to “because it’s the LAW”

ⓘ This complimentary tarp is provided to front row audience members. When the MC lovingly says “Can we make a mess, darling?” that is your cue to raise the fucker high.

Therapist: and what do we do when the horror and cruelty of the world wears us down? Me: sink deeper into fantasies where the cinnamon roll MMC says “I’ll do anything to brighten your day” and his lover says “Dominate me and make me cry” and he grins like it’s his fucking birthday.

I hope you’re all having a lovely V-day weekend! Reminder that I have a new story out. It’s a 30 or 40 minute read, perfect for between rounds with your sweetie on a snowed-in Saturday.

Actually going on a small trip for V-day this year 🥰 and we’re doing the most frou frou thing imaginable, a mindfulness meditation experience thing idfk exactly how to characterize.

Yeah we (my loved ones)’re just gonna have to mask in public forever. No fucks given by this admin and a measly sliver of a fuck by the opposition is how you get to maps like these. Elsewhere in the country they’re banning masks because they know who that disproportionately kills.

In honor of lovecore month, a brand new free story for you! www.inkitt.com/stories/scif...

Petition to rename Amazon’s Rings of Power to “Lord of the Rings: The Soap Opera”

Idea: a dark romance girly begins a relationship with a real life vampire, who drives her batty because:

I had the opportunity to review @ekdarnellbooks.bsky.social 's latest book for y'all. It did not disappoint <3 www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Currently reading: (and having a very fun time of it)

hollywood stealing my naming conventions