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i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing

being a crab would be so cool i’d pinch people all the time then get eaten by someone who doesn’t respect my life

free palestine

the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them

ME: what’s for dinner KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago

Elon was clearly and obviously crazy and problematic well before the Cybertruck ever shipped.

Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.

lot of bad posts from you all today, let's step it up

Are they handing out these stickers at the dealership?

This is how really bad stuff starts really really bad stuff.

I refuse to despair unless things are going well. I only despair paradoxically

"asmr isn't horny" is one of the funniest insecure copes of all time. giving a stupid pseudoscience acronym to the act of doing erotic things to an erogenous zone doesn't make it any less of a fetish, it's actually more of one!

Fans Outraged New Shrek Design Looks Nothing Like Sonic hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

i finally opened the email and i was not disappointed

As I’ve noted before, the press is unwilling to recognize that Musk and Vance are at the very least close to neo-Nazis because to do so would mean acknowledging that the press massively failed in promoting them for years

I know I keep saying this but the past month has really radicalized me against the Democrats in a way I never was before.

I'm starting to think of elite rationalizations of Trump's insanity as a kind of highbrown qanon. It's the fantasy that things can't be as fucked as they seem and that in reality there's a secret plan being carried out by competent patriots

Sure, all statistics and basic common sense say that buying a gun is a terrible idea but have you considered that if I had a gun I would become John Wick

fucking incredible bit. masterful work. i'm in awe 🫡

Who amongst us has not accidentally sent $81 trillion when you only meant to send $280

Exactly. Trans ppl are considered a “safe“ target, now that nearly 10% of the population identifies as queer, meaning just about everybody knows a gay person and is less vulnerable to propaganda about them. Trans people, on the other hand, are maybe 1 or 2% of the US population.

guy who says "i had to see it, now so do you!" and shows you pictures of a beautiful forest stream

ohhh i figured it out. there isnt a meaningful opposition because of a fucked up rat hiding under chuck schumer's hat pulling his hair to force him to do nothing against trump. it's a democratatouille situation

There's tips from some real heavyweight cartoonists happening in the replies here if you too have wondered how to get people to read your thing:

Legit don’t know if this is vandalism or a detail put on by the owner

every single transportation conversation ever

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self

run against your NIMBY city councilmember

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

Every artist I know is really struggling right now. Financially, emotionally, their confidence, in general. If you like an artist's work, support them any way you can. Buying their stuff or subscribing to their Patreon is great, but words of encouragement are also incredibly helpful.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan. ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large.

many people dont kno about this but

In Unusual Delay, Wallet Inspector Still Hasn’t Returned

Unionize the Henchmen ✊🏽

for a long time i’ve been imagining that there is a mascot of being carefree called “the Don’t Worry Baby”

making jokes but in a funny way

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

It's times like these that I'm grateful everything is all made up and nothing is real

it's important to say in plain English what's going on

shout out to the guy in the ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER hoody dumping a gallon jug of change into the Coinstar machine