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Finance, F1, all posts are a joke, not all jokes are funny
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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That’s how you write a headline, people.

submitted 3 days ago • 568 comments

Hang on, if they’d actually known it would be colder at my house, they probably wouldn’t have been running around calling it “global warming”.

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I had two birds in the wreath on my front door and they both decided to fly into my house this evening. So, I spent a solid 45 minutes chasing them around trying to convince them to fly out the open door…the other open door…the open window while my house was rapidly cooling. “And stay out!”

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Which one is best? Hint: there is only one right answer. #cars #motorsport

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