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Submarine Mode

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Why is Madonna?

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If my appointment is at 11 am why am I still waiting to be called at 11:33 am? I promise you, I do not wanna be in y’all place of business all damn morning.

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My neighbors still have a Christmas tree on their balcony 😩

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No matter how many seasons go on, Gordon gone cuss somebody out and throw a plate of food. We love a consistent crash out.

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Like Usain Bolt

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Well. My car got stolen today. A month after someone tried to steal it. They found it and the fuckers stole the damn catalytic converter, battery, and some other shit. The way I never had problems with my Mercedes but this Hyundai has given me the fuckin blues 😭😭😭

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If you don’t wanna come to work, don’t come to work. Don’t base your decision on whatever I decide to do. Pussy ass hoe.

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Our joyful warrior vice president Kamala Harris is still maintaining her Black joy and is ready to put her boots 🥾 on the ground #kamalaharris #bootsontheground

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My son goes from listening to Destroy Lonely to The Smiths. Love that for him.

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My nail tech said the nail prices might go up. Lowkey I might need to stock up on my own tips and gel polish to bring when I come in cuz I am NOT going back to doing my own nails.

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Might have found my shirt for the Kendrick concert. Now to decide between Chuck’s or Cortez’s.

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We really got Why Don’t You Love Me last night

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just a reminder that jeff bezos hasn’t run amazon in years and spends most of his time selling stock and doing rockets

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Beyoncè really is one of one. I went to the concert expecting a great show but she surpassed every single expectation. And I cried as predicted during 16 Carriages. The skits were super fun and the mic was ON. She truly is the artist of our generation and she has something to say on this tour.

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Ain’t no cookout without baked mac and cheese. Fuck you mean?

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I’m in that hoe

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Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

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Should I wear my hair up or down for the concert tonight?

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“mAyBe I jUsT rEsPeCt ThE oFfIcE” The office can eat a bag of dicks!

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I’m finally caught up on Season 4 of You and lowkey I don’t wanna watch Season 5. I wanna remember Joe crazy ass how he ended season 4.

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Happy Cowboy Carter Day!

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I saw Fantasia is in the studio working on some gospel music. Tasia Mae gone have be slain in the spirit.

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I just realized I’m gonna hear DAUGHTER live for the first time. I might literally pass out 😭

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I feel like my Spotify doesn’t know me at all 😭

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