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submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

if busta rhymes was british he’d be called borcester rhymes

submitted 162 days ago • 42 comments

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 5 days ago • 819 comments

Sakamoto's group Yellow Magic Orchestra introduced me to electronic dance music in the summer of 1980 with the tune 'Firecracker'. This is a fascinating story of one of his other songs and one of the best threads I've read on BlueSky.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I have to create a wellbeing group at work.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Between Styscraper and Landlords Super I've now been conditioned to feel pleased when I see a wooden pallet.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans. (Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form). www.worldofmoose.com

submitted 30 days ago • 170 comments

[monitor: beep… beep… beep…] patient: what does that mean, doctor? doctor: I’m afraid it means you’re reversing

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

With alt-text

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Changing the bedding on the top bunk is quite an ordeal after a few beverages.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Hey bro, why don’t you wear a cloak. It’s disrespectful.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

"You've been playing that pig stacking game again haven't you?" I'm terrible at Styscraper...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely useless at this, want to keep playing but I must put some sausages on for dinner... 🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺8.42m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream about my cat, who died over a decade ago, where I got to pick him up and give him a cuddle. Can't tell if it's made me happy or sad. Or both maybe.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

🧵 In a change to my usual frivolous crap, I'd like to take this opportunity to give you all (or at least the Brits amongst us) some consumer advice that could save you (or someone you know) actual money! In brief: if you're on certain benefits, you can ask BT for a cheaper rate. /1

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Small voice in my head: Bishopy McBishopface?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve only got two weaknesses: being vague, and another weakness

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I feel turning up 40 mins early is more rude/annoying than being late.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

we've been working on this road trip management rpg where you "battle" against mundane things on the road for the past 5ish years and as we're new to Blusky we'd really appreciate some help reaching out here too. If you see this please RT and share the summer road trip. 🫶 #keepdriving

submitted 89 days ago • 29 comments

Can someone remind me how many farmers were arrested at their recent protests, which actually did take place following, presumably, lots of planning.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The horrible moment where people think you are competent and want you to do things.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

In case I don't have the presence of mind to say this on my death bed; when you scatter my ashes, please sing the shake n vac song.

submitted 117 days ago • 17 comments

Just went to Lidl, big post-apocalyptic vibe, shelves empty and in state of disarray, staff valiantly trying to tidy up before closing time...

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

It's been weird explaining to people over 60 that no one under 40 expects anything good to ever happen again

submitted 126 days ago • 103 comments

the “that’s January me’s problem” season is nigh upon us

submitted 129 days ago • 4 comments

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

submitted 131 days ago • 92 comments

Just forgot where I parked my car and also realised the battery in the key fob is going so will only work from 6ft away. FFS.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Yep. #graffiti

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone keeps asking me things. Endless questions. "Does TK Maxx have changing rooms". I mean, seriously!? FGS.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

We have a properly warped perception of how much various sectors contribute to the UK economy. The fishing industry, which is constantly in the news and to whom politicians of all rosettes regularly play, adds less to GDP than Games Workshop

submitted 155 days ago • 32 comments

It's Tango & Cash, innit?

submitted 155 days ago • 28 comments

Look, there's no way I'm calling you back 3 hours after I left work unless there's something actually on fire.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

What have I missed?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I'm back. And I'm still in a bad mood.

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

Please can a grown-up come and sort this out?

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

Hot toddy, take away en route and a new Bobby Fingers - happy Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhc...

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments