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If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

Apologies that this contains a weird from Piers Moron, but the rest is Mint

THIIIIIIS when you put a tomato in a fridge a little flavour fairy dies

Amazing. Respect the lede.

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

This just in - we're getting reports that Big Balls has sprayed chrome paint into his mouth, screamed, "WITNESS ME!" and is now driving a VW Beetle covered in spikes in the direction of Pennsylvania Avenue. More as the story develops.

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

this isn’t even late-stage capitalism anymore. this is capitalism in hospice surrounded by family

Yep

Sure, but the IDF shot the head off one of your colleagues three years ago then openly lied to you about it, and you did nothing. One of their snipers blew out the brains of a guy ITV were talking to, who was holding a white flag, the second the camera was switched off. And it was no big deal.

It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case

🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net - "A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport" after Richard Scarry - boingboing.net/2025/06/04/t...

I have a lot of criticism of how seriously the supposedly left wing UK government takes fixing poverty, but I might shut up for a while now I know the supposedly greatest country on earth is perfectly happy with a rate of death by malnutrition which is ABOUT TWENTY FUCKING TIMES HIGHER

🔥 Well said these MPs. This government now appears to be deliberately misleading the house on their position on Israel & Gaza. Everyone write to your MPs and ask where their voice is.

"It's not an opinion, it's a fact," the 48-year-old Georgetown University scholar asserted. "Top international experts, including Israelis, agree upon that." www.commondreams.org/news/frances...

Sorry I’m late I was talking to the baby rabbits in my neighbour’s yard and they said to tell you fuck off

This is gonna get a FUCKLOAD of use.

Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible. We have always been here.

They don’t have the right to dictate my life.

Some of the most chilling 2 minutes you've ever seen. Look at what's being said, openly, on one of the most popular TV channels in Israel. History is happening in front of our eyes. Don't look away. Please help share this widely. Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/inside-the...

Another dumb gross irony here is Harvey Milk served in the Navy and Donald Trump's Navy secretary didn't www.military.com/daily-news/2...

We have one month to save @josimarfootball.bsky.social. If you can help, please do. 🙏 josimarfootball.com/2025/06/03/a...

Meeting in bunker to discuss Ukraine's latest attack on my bridge

Optimism

ernest hemmingway story about you dropped

Annnnd roll the credits!