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'but not in a weird way' omg

Lads you’ve tolerated kids being shot in schools so you can have all the guns just in case something exactly like this happens. So go on then you pussies.

Zesty enterprise

The joy of this

All those 'but we need the 2nd amendment to combat a tyrannical government' folks sure are quiet these days...

Dawn Foster had it right about Streeting

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Putting a 20% tariff on this fine ass

Emptying a bin in the Netherlands. Having these large bins on residential streets ensures there is no "bin day", residents are free to put their rubbish out whenever they please, which leads to less litter in the street. A sensor tells the local authority when it's full, meaning fewer truck journeys

Ngl was also thinking about how good the coverage on that paint is

Wes Streeting 'uncanny valley' looking mf

I mean fucking hell lads…

OK I’ll bite: what is a Beatles?

End of days

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anyway

These preemptive pardons…can’t one of them just kill a few nazis for us without going to jail?

Let’s be a bit careful - non-EU people can still be RESIDENT in the EU. This isn’t a tax on immigrants’ homes, it’s a tax on holiday homes. Other than that, yes I agree. We should be looking at bold progressive taxation like this. Why don’t we have one on second homes for a start?

Me, after ‘shaking things up’ at badminton

The costs of adapting to climate change are far higher than the costs of mitigating it in the first place.

'Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.'

Burn it to the ground

What *exactly* is a social care commission going to tell us that we don't know? What is the magical cross-party solve that *multiple* com'ns & reviews, incl a Royal Com'n, have failed to find? The issue is funding. Its a political choice. MAKE THE CHOICE you're elected to make & get on with it

Too on the nose tbh

Hustle grifters make me want to do violence

They only do this when extremely distressed