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holy shit yall lmao

A friend told me this combination of cards in Magic results in an instant loss

WONKA: *quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS* That's not part of the tour. That's for something else

Baron S. Igmastein Source: Baron K. Roolenstein Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!(SNES) by Rare #SigmaPosting #DonkeyKongCountry #DKC3 #Rare #SNES

Bligma Source: Bleak Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!(SNES) by Rare #SigmaPosting #DonkeyKongCountry #DKC3 #Rare #SNES

The vibe i bring to the function

Really makes you think

there should be a chocolate colored repaint of Soundwave called Brown Note (2024) #transformers

Gaze into my orb

Incredible image alert

In 1999 I drew Nine Inch Tails

🔵 Goku 🟠 Hey it's me Goku! I heard your por-n addiction is strong enough, let me fight it! 💪 #DragonBall #DragonBallDaima #DragonBallSuper #DragonBallGT #dragonballfanart

crazy how storytelling peaked in 1994

I think I’m gonna break up with your girlfriend

They got sippable cigarettes now

I’ve shat twice this morning and I’m gearing up for a third scoop wondering when I ate this much

I wanna kill a vampire with sunlight just to say “more like vampyre” as they burn to ash

Me when your gf says I’m cute

Me when my gf says I’m cute

Me when I find the hidden camera

This how every anime character look right before they crash out

Any time I'm having a bad day I take a deep breath and remind myself of that time Earthbound was in Frasier.

Sage comics #comic #sonic

The aura on this dude was unreal

You really wanna make someone feel insecure with an insult tell them one butt cheek is smaller than the other