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Maybe if I add a description the people will love me. Probably not. Shitposter by trade. Allegedly 🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her
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New rule: If you have “88” in your username, you’re automatically getting blocked. I don’t care if it’s your birth year, you should know better by now.

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Bluesky needs polls fr

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gonna tell my kids this was fargoth morrowind

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I got accepted into my master’s program let’s gooooooo

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Republicans: wow, those elections we won with suspiciously narrow margins sure were insecure. we'll do something about that! Republicans: *bans women from voting*

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Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only.

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Perhaps I was too quick to drop Fallout. Perhaps I should give it another chance.

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The court mailing my name change documents, addressed to my dead name, is peak comedy. You can't write shit funnier than this.

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I am now legally Evelyn.

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Oh my fucking god, I'm losing my shit right now.

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Estrogen is stupid. 😭

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BREAKING: We’re suing the Trump administration for refusing to issue passports with accurate sex designations for transgender, nonbinary, and intersex people. This action violates the Constitution.

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About 5 years ago, there would be many debates over who was the best sidekick for Dr. Eggman. Then this guy comes out of nowhere, and set up a new standard. You don’t need to be evil. You just need charisma, loyalty, and a love for latte.

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For fucks sake. We didn’t lose because of the price of eggs. We lost because Republicans SAID it was the price of eggs. Now they’re dismantling government, stripping rights, starting trade wars and Dems are saying “look at the eggs!” Leaders lead! Stop chasing their bullshit! Focus and fight back!

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Oh my god?

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I would be a legitimate menace to society if I actually owned this shirt.

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Doc, my eyes are up here. 😭😭

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I already miss being reminded of how much of a perpetual Biden is on only a semi-regular basis instead of learning what new existential threat Trump and his goons inflicted upon the world quite literally every day of his administration so far.

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Spent 15 minutes being told “sir you are a fucking idiot” in various different ways by the judge at my name change hearing. How was your day?

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I'm not going to be able to sleep with this much excitement/fear omfg

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Whelp it’s official.

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I just might be

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Remember to kiss the homies goodnight. All the sigmas kiss the homies goodnight. On the lips.

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IT HAPPENED TO ME: my phone is across the room and i really, really want it

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Stop writing “rolls back DEI initiatives” and start writing “begins resegregation efforts” challenge

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I legitimately don’t know how to feel about or read the future right now. Somehow everything feels hopeless and oddly secure at the same time.

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I have finally come to the obvious conclusion that I am inherently a boring and unfunny person with zero social skills. And I respect that. Go me.

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