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Unapologetic cat lady. Dog mom. Chicken wrangler. AuDHD & chronically ill. Disabled, but still kicking (and occasionally falling over). Pretend adult in the PNW. 🏳️‍🌈♾️
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

Today I learned that roosters can work as an alarm clock (already known) *with* an “off” button (new discovery). I currently have a rooster in my guest bathroom recuperating from a dog attack. I knew he was starting to feel better when he started crowing on Thursday. 1/3

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I am 100% here for this 🙃

. A Black spy saved George Washington’s life, helped win the Revolutionary War, and still had to buy his freedom. If America really loved Black history, James Armistead Lafayette would have his own blockbuster spy movie by now. Instead, we get another reboot of Batman. #BlackHISTORY

OMG. 😅 Why is this utter perfection?

I realized I really need to track my falls better. So get ready, y’all. This account is about to become my fall journal 😅 Today: slipped, started to fall and caught myself while walking to the rooster yard.

If Dec 22, 2032 could get here a bit sooner, that’d be great. 🫠

Donald Trump’s halting of federal funding to state and local governments has resulted in Medicaid web portals being down in all 50 states.

Trump has ordered a far-reaching pause on all federal loans and grants, putting multiple organizations in jeopardy and causing widespread confusion throughout the federal government.

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

In case any elected Democrats are interested

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Stares at both the raw milk folks and everyone who wants to get rid of the FDA and/or USDA.

I’ve been working on spending less time online and more time focusing on IRL friendships, projects, and crafts. The recent cold weather inspired me to start knitting my first pair of mittens. I finished the first mitt last night and I’m so pleased! 🥰

Co-Star really decided to write an abbreviated biography for me today. 😂

I know several incredible humans who are neurodivergent. None of them celebrate like that. None of them cheer like that. None of them wave like that. None of them. It’s not a spectrum thing, it’s a him thing, and they all know it.

*goes to the ceramic studio* *glazes a mug and throws a bowl* *chats on phone w/best friend while driving home* *loads and runs the dishwasher* *is about to go outside to trim blackberries and energy falls to zero* *takes a nap* *still no energy* I am le frustrated. How’s your day going?