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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

I’m pretty sure Elon made this meme because it has the form of a meme but fails at all of the other functions of one, a hallmark of his posting

The Secretary of Defense goes on tv to explain he is preparing to have the military break the law.

I posted about this a couple of months ago and it’s even more annoying because the fact you and your opponent are completely visible is exactly where the difficulty and ‘game’ comes in! You’re playing your opponent - not their pieces! I’m an idiot and I know this!!!!

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

Good morning everyone

with the benefit of hindsight, i think we'd all have to agree that this opinion piece, from rod dreher, certainly proved to be quite prophetic

I’m going to repeat myself and wonder why unions aren’t out there talking about how this is illegal and telling their members not to comply with it

So I do need to highlight that there is an important thing here. Yes the affected person only cared once they were affected. But this does not mean ‘fuck them forever’. If someone can be radicalised because of this into having class conscious then that is good, if not then no. But you have to try.

Did some fish in Norway

I wonder if that ‘I’m staying on substack to debate the Nazis’ guy who blocked me for saying ‘I personally don’t think you should hang out at a Nazi place to talk to Nazis’ feels about this

maybe this is a silly idea but I sort of think we should make a “elected leader actually standing up against fascism in a meaningful public manner” leaderboard not a news site, just a hi score, low score & clear details when they are up for reelection

“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”

Off to Norway for a week gang

I genuinely cannot get over just how uncool musk is in the chainsaw clip

Just so we're clear Elon & Grimes are in the middle of a custody dispute & part of what made his tweaked out press conference in the oval so gross is Elon was taunting her with the fact that he's stolen her child.

Meanwhile, on X, The Everything App

Thinking about how Musk once floated the idea that we roll back all government regulation on industry and then reinstate “the ones that are needed” as they come up, as though that wasn’t how all existing regulation was created over the last two hundred something years

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Went to a friends new restaurant tonight Incredible food If you’re in Prague check out Isaac’s BBQ maps.app.goo.gl/dPPXZu2KcABq...

well that answers a lot of questions

IIRC US weapon supplies stipulated that actually no, they could not

well considering nobody is stopping them

doing the "it's my first day" bit as the second guy to ever be president in another non-consecutive term is so fucking funny

i’m shitting in one hand and wishing in the other to see which one fills up faster. #billionairehelp

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

A rich fuckhead knows neither what a dollar is worth nor what a dollar can buy, and it's the latter where Musk has clearly fucked the US.

"What if I ran the government like I ran Twitter" is an insane proposition and it is genuinely concerning that Some Fucking Idiot gets to just unilaterally think and do that