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29 | I read too many fantasy books Writer of fiction & poetry ✍🏼 Master of library sci & archival studies BA in English Tell me tomorrow ❤️‍🔥⚔️📚
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Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of watching the stock market crash every 5 years

WHY AM I CRYIN IN THE CLUB RN? 😭 they ARE listening to our incessant badgering. Me & my brother have been wishing for a Kirby AirRide remake for the past 20-ish yrs 😩✋🏼 youtu.be/oJVsNMp_nAU?...

“Brodie won’t go 😑 but I know that he poppin it 🙄”

ugh i just love writing what a strange mildly torturous joy

I hate people lurking in Google docs while I'm trying to update and/or make significant edits. GET OUT until I'm done 😂

Of course they fking did, I’m tired of grown ass men having temper tantrums as leaders of COUNTRIES—unable to swallow their pride,quell their greed, and regulate their emotions, because guess who suffers? The people are always going to suffer. What do they care? It doesn’t truly affect them.

I miss laughing

Happy ides of march! Today it is tradition to give the gift of stabbing to would-be dictators 🫶🏻

I need more funny posts/trending memes on here mixed with my doomscrolling, that’s what I missed most about Twitter, can someone pls direct me where to find the funny

Kanye is like that fish in SpongeBob that says “hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people won’t you listen to meee…” whenever he feels irrelevant. Unfortunately, it’s never about an innovative menu item with jellyfish jelly

Kendrick Lamar dropping/his feature run is quite literally the only light in such dark times lately…. except for maybe a few people I suppose 💀

Why is Luke so fine in the Shadowhunters tv series 😮‍💨

I'm just a girl, looking at her dog, begging him to pee so we can both go back inside and warm the fuck up.

Kendrick has turned Drake into a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with America. In this essay I will- (1 / 537)

Kanye got divorced again? How could this happen

I think about this a lot

I bet at some point Drake’s had “They Not Like Us” stuck in his head.

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Also I missed the crowd saying A minor because my parents were asking too many questions 👹 Tell me why my dad was asking what his jacket says while NLU was on 🙃

More of this, America.

Kendrick is the president, SZA is VP and Mustard is the Secretary of State now, any questions?

Kendrick had sneak diss for trump in the beginning

drake: oh good, the lawsuits worked kendrick:

So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

The way I was screaming “HE SAID IT!!!” and maniacally laughing 😈

Sza sang so beautifully omg

Omhhhhggfg he did so good, he was like “Say Drake 🤠 I hear you like em young😌”

I believe!

Also Tyler the Creator is definitely gonna be there, I just wanna say that before it occurs but I’ll delete this if he’s not, bc I can’t be wrong publicly

I can’t wait to be so insufferable during the halftime show

It’s also funny that any of you think a billionaire would serve time in prison too lmao

Let me hold y’all’s hand when I tell you this…they don’t give af if they’re doing something illegal or unconstitutional…they have the power to change the laws to be in their favor… that’s what dictators do…

Also y’all I’m not ignoring the political climate, just let me be happy for a moment 😮‍💨

“Kendrick just opened his mouth someone go hand him a Grammy right now” They really said how about five? 😈

Happy Black History month🤎

I can’t believe the Powerpuff Girls were at the Grammys last night