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What about: having a drink of water when you’re really really thirsty?

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Carrie Johnson would like you to know that she’s just had an incredible holiday in Saudi Arabia The good news is that she’s got Boris involved in the breastfeeeding

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Well some parts of Brussels are lovely I can highly recommend the Musical Instruments Museum. And the frites But the nicest thing? Every single person we spoke to was so kind and keen to help us and make us feel welcome Thank you Brussels

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Got those ‘am I ill or is it the two hours sleep followed by 3am Ps attendance’ blues

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A sure sign that my cat has been up to no good is when she sees me and immediately tries too hard to act casual.

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Due to the layoffs I am afraid that we have had to take over the running of the US National Parks. We are updating the park regulations but for now the most important thing people can do before visiting a national park is to marinade themselves for 12 hours in olive oil, lime juice & garlic.

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These DIY swab kits for students are unlikely to be legally admissible in court. Victims should be advised to access a Sexual Assault Referral centre ( SARC). Enough could do something else really positive in this space. But let’s bin the DIY swabs.

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When your argument that your teenage client shouldn’t be interviewed at 3am because he needs his sleep is kind of negated by the fact that the officer looks a couple of years younger than him

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There’s a lot of nonsense in the world but look at this lovely window

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Anyone else just find The White Lotus deeply unpleasant and disturbing? There has to be more to drama than just- shock value

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If you’d like to look like lumpy scrambled eggs, M and S have you covered

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Watching Apple Cider Vinegar reminds me of something about fraudsters: Even when the evidence of them misleading others is overwhelming, they will never admit it. It’s always a ‘misunderstanding’ a witch-hunt, someone else’s fault.

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By buying these new pants from TK Maxxx I seem to have signed up to take out members of the American Polo team

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I love you Your Honour. Don’t order a stay; I’ll pursue these proceedings Til close of play. #legalvalentines

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‘You’re too good for that bloke; I bet he’s a bore’. If I invite him to fight It’s a Section Four’ #legalvalentines

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‘I love you’ I whisper Outside your casement: If I do that twice or more It’s a simple harasement

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Tis too often said that in love there’s no fault But an unbidden kiss is a common assault #legalvalentines

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Blueskyers! Would you rather have a weekend break in Brussels, Cambridge, or Lille?

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Quite enjoying the CPS sending a lengthy and vicious bad character application in respect of my client, With the sign-off ‘With compliments’

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well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

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Obviously I can’t go back into Twitter - but I do miss the solidarity and advice of the legal community on there Please follow me if you’re a criminal law person 🙏🏻 and let’s see if we can rebuild over here

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“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"

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Here is a giant croissant I love the Insta accounts of posh people

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A swan with a heart for a head?

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Useful for those practicing in areas where people actually pay attention to the law, rather than just ‘that’s how we do it round here’

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My client with an alcohol dependency told me to ring him back urgently as he had an urgent message for me. The message? ‘My liver’s fucked’.

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Not to brag but women often use me just for my body. For removing spiders mostly, but occasionally to help get something off the top shelf, too.

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Does anyone else find it very strange that Renee Zellweger is a movie star? Her acting is so strange - she never seems quite sure what is going on

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It’s a topsy turvy world out there My criminal client saying kindly to me ‘Look after yourself darling’ in a way those biologically-close to me would never just about sums it up

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Since Trump was elected president, Musk’s fortune has increased $270 billion. If you think that’s an accident, you haven’t been paying attention.

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