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I’ve seen people trading away 2026 draft capital away for veteran players this week…

God, help this man.

Which side in #Superflex #Dynasty (with a typical 0.5+ PPR TEP)? Xavier Worthy or Courtland Loveland?

Which side in #Supeflex #Dynasty? Luther Burden or random 2026 first?

Some ppl QB rooms are looking nasty so I’m not surprised he went that high. He’s a starter next year with Nabers, Skattebo and a defensive front that’s going to give o lines hell. Necessary pick.

Which side in #Superflex #Dynasty with a ‘standard’ +0.5PPR TEP? QB Jaxon Dart or TE Courtland Loveland?

This just in, dynasty weirdos continue to reach on players that haven't proven they can hold their own in the NFL. In other news, the sky is still blue!

Jaxon Dart or Bryce Young in #Superflex #Dynasty?

Jaxon Dart just went at 1.03 in one of my rookie drafts 👀

Which side in #Superflex #Dynasty? Bryce or the 1.05 package?

It is 2038. Baron Trump is starting his third year as King. We all make iPhones in a factory. California has fallen into the Pacific Ocean. Al Horford had 10 and 4 for the Celtics last night.

With all these rookie drafts going on today, I’ve noticed that there seems to be WAY less consensus (after Jeanty) than the last few seasons.

I couldn’t tell you my dad’s birthday but I can sing you the entire Pizza Hut song from the Ninja Turtles VHS.

1.05 or Dak Prescott? (#Superflex #Dynasty)

Stop me if you've heard this before, but I am going to be above consensus on Luther Burden if he's viewed as a mid 2nd-rounder. Feels like Ben Johnson (and Caleb? 👀) isn't a DJ Moore guy. We could be a lot closer to a Rome-Luther-Loveland offense than we think. Oh and this is dynasty, not redraft.

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LFG!!!

6 SF Dynasty Drafts going on right now. 4 different picks at 1.02 in those 6 drafts!

If you're doing early rookie drafts, you might find it easier to sort your list by projected points rather than ADP. Unless you make your own rankings and have them written out.

Multiple rookie drafts started today.

Working on my top 36 dynasty rookie rankings. Thoughts so far? Who should be on this list? Who shouldn’t be? Whom would you move up/down?

First rookie draft of the season has begun!!

Which side in #Superflex #Dynasty? QB Bryce Young or the 1.05?

This weekend will be forever known as the origin story behind Mel Kiper’s murderous rampage

Visual evidence that Shedeur is about to teabag the entire NFL for letting him fall to Rd5…

In Minnesota, freedom is a birthright.

Ravens draft their new kicker.

Very very underrated player. Nice pick at 166.

Jeanty Hampton Henderson Judkins Johnson Harvey TMAC Warren Loveland Dart Egbuka Golden

Jaydon Blue to the Cowboys 👀

In one year we went from Deion implying he wouldn’t want the Browns to take Shedeur with the first pick in the draft to the Browns begrudgingly taking Shedeur with their seventh pick in the draft two rounds after they took a different quarterback

Can we stop talking about it now?

Kwesi moves down in the 5th and gets his backup QB, someone with NFL starting experience who is still young enough for KOC to potentially develop after helping to get Kirk, Darnold and Dimes paid.

Sam Howell: the next KOC QB reclamation project.