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Goodnight bachelor fam, see y'all next time #TheBachelor #BIP

Wait, so TWO seasons of BIP this summer?! #TheBachelor

GOLDEN BIP?! STFU #TheBachelor

It's past my bedtime y'all #TheBachelor

So Zoe on BIP right?! RIGHT?! #TheBachelor

Zoe with the fuck ass bob, I'm here for it πŸ’… #TheBachelor

I cannot WAIT for BIP!!! Bring it on #TheBachelor

Jesse please ask her how she felt watching back Grant deciding #TheBachelor

We're all mad with Litia about Grant. But Brandon during Michelle's season was also blindsided. And Joey literally started getting down on a knee for Charity. It's not the first time runner up was strung along πŸ˜… #TheBachelor

I'm begging for a happy ending between these lone wolves #TheBachelor

Julianna watching this #TheBachelor

I don't think I have ever seen a runner up so pissed off πŸ˜… Litia deserves her love story!!! I hope she finds peace #TheBachelor

Grant had tunnel vision when he was with each of them. He messed up making promises he couldn't keep. Yikeroonies #TheBachelor

But if Grant really did say these things, poor Julianna. Sheesh. #TheBachelor

Unpopular opinion but I'm so glad Grant chose Julianna πŸ˜… Litia is pulling a lot of "He said this but it wasn't shown" πŸ€” #TheBachelor

So Grant needed more time to decide AND it's raining but the producers didn't delay the proposal?! #TheBachelor

Grant holding back tears πŸ₯Ί I know it seemed obvious to us that she was going home. but I think they had a deep connection, just no time to explore it #TheBachelor

"3 women, 2 roses, and 1 Grant" are going to be lyrics in Grants next single lmao #TheBachelor

Grant: I love you Litia: #TheBachelor

Litia's claw clip is so cute #TheBachelor

Litia wanted the silent yoga date LOL #TheBachelor

Katie telling Litia about her fantasy suites experience #TheBachelor

Omg I forgot Zach did that, so cringey 😭 #TheBachelor

Wait a min. Grant and Zoe are kind of glowing. But also someone get them some sunglasses πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ #TheBachelor

I still can't believe Alexe isn't here, I miss that b #TheBachelor

Talking about favorite colors before fantasy suites is wild #TheBachelor

Zoe is calling BS you can see it in her expressions lol #TheBachelor

Zoe: "We are both having fun." 😐 #TheBachelor

Grant pulling a Joey/Daisy date with the silent yoga... Yikes #TheBachelor

Zoe girl i love this color on you #TheBachelor

I think this is the first time anyone on this show has eaten a meal on camera?!? Breakfast looks fire too #TheBachelor

Julianna brings out the emotional side of Grant, but they also have so much fun together. I think they are end game #TheBachelor

Grant crying with her is so sweet. You can tell how deeply he cares for her😭 #TheBachelor

I'm so curious if Litia will walk away if Grant sleeps with other women. Could make for a julianna/zoe top 2 #TheBachelor

Y'all what if Zoe wins #TheBachelor

Not a single walk out? No break up bench chats? What is going onnnn😭 #TheBachelor

Not the top 4 I suspected at all πŸ₯²πŸ₯² #TheBachelor

Grant didn't know she was mormon but it was in her night 1 video 😬🧐 #TheBachelor

So we go from 7 girls to 4? That's nearly cutting the group in half 😬 I feel bad for Grant, that's not enough time #TheBachelor

Carolina.... crying and pouting and begging for attention is not the same as 'talking to Grant' bffr #TheBachelor

Carolina pretending to be shocked that the girls are pissed at her lol

"That was a very cute moment" No, it was extremely cringey... #TheBachelor

Carolina wasting everyone's time πŸ₯² #TheBachelor

I think Julianna is top 2 πŸ‘€ #TheBachelor