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it’s darkly funny the mix of terrifying and pathetic the government is. like they will disappear you for saying negative things about a client state but also the same week openly jack off a car billionaire

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least favorite part of oscar’s season is that i have to hear songs from wicked again

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favorite movie i saw this year that got no love at the oscars

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happy sunday everyone the pokemon of the day is ledian

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today’s pokemon of the day is golbat! have a great day everyone

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just watched a family guy episode that was a stewie/quagmire team up. can’t believe it took them this long

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the chuck e. cheese wikipedia page has the vibe of a cryptid or a dracula

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i’m speaking truth to power (telling a woman that face moisturizer is the same as regular moisturizer)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

computer use the replicator to print me three voodoo rangers and a spearmint elf bar. computer load up playlist “Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack”. computer pull up footage “Best of WWE Attitude Era”.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

just watched a dude get cut off and kicked from the airport chilis

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

the crab i follow on instagram died fuck this bullshit earth

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

my beautiful work knows no bounds

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chicken parm sub: now that’s a sandwich

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

say drake, i heard you like neil young

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

*nosferatu voice* are you mad at me

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

asking my girlfriend’s dad if he fucks with skibidi toilet

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just saw an apartment tour tiktok where the girl said she never drinks tap water but she was also a shoes inside person? not sure why but i wanna fight her

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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

submitted 31 days ago • 113 comments

Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

popping off at the club tonight with my freestyle libre

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

i found out who cher was through an episode of naruto the abridged series

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

caught a temporary ban over on twitter lol

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

pottery class update: week 2

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i think if i could do a backflip my life would be in a much different place

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[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

great google AI moment: confidently state an answer to the question and then the first result proves you wrong

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

can i add myself to wikifeet?

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trying to chew on a big pile of rocks tonight

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the blue man group ended their residency in chicago and they did a fucking funeral procession for them in the streets today

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

first song of the year

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2025 is the year i finally remember to do my taxes

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Jake’s 2024 Favorites 🍿 Dune 2 📺 Milf Manor Season 2 🎧 Only God Was Above Us by Vampire Weekend 🎮 Elden Ring: Shadow Of The Erdtree 📖 The Book of Elsewhere 🎙 Guys 🍜 Ramen Housenka

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

can’t believe i’m only 3 packs of cigarettes away from 2025

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

driving with my mom and she seems to only like listening to rock songs that talk about how much fun rocking is

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

just took the type of poop you have to call your dad about

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

i’m not embarrassed to admit how many times i’ve been emotionally affected by mr jones by the counting crows

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

wordle today is some bullshit

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

when the kid on the polar express got to santa he should have asked for hatsune miku to be real

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

people just love to post a random, vaguely seafood related meal and call it the feast of the seven fishes

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments