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"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."

submitted 162 days ago • 4 comments

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, homer."

submitted 151 days ago • 6 comments

The half marathon world record now begins with a 56.

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

trump: we are going to conquer canada and make it a state canadian hockey fans: fine, we will boo your anthem at games media: these two actions are exactly the same level of bad

submitted 6 days ago • 48 comments

They were not, in fact, saying boo-urns

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Please: Anyone but Doug Ford. Ford is uniquely unqualified and unsuited to be a leader for this moment. His years in office have been defined by shortages — a lack of homes, doctors, teachers, jobs, skilled workers, subways, buses, and bike lanes. #Opinion

submitted 8 days ago • 36 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 9 days ago • 791 comments

“Watch out for the Shaq attack!”

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments