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They came for me.

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Sushi pr0n #2

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The yacht rock is jamming at MEM

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you asked...

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same old stress, different day i don't deny it i don't resist it zen as f$ck

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They are fucking doing yard work outside - all I hear are fucking string trimmers - it's FEBRUARY SEVENTEENTH. You will pry winter from my cold dead hands.

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the older I get the more emo my musical taste gets... who can explain that for me?

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the world needs an OIDC provider (that companies will actually, ya know, integrate with) that's not pwned by the oligarchy

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I walk away from bsky for an hour, and now I've got 317 followers.

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Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day, in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge #Witchsky #Books

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If you are reading or listening to someone and you find yourself experiencing fear, ask yourself: "Who benefits from my being afraid of this thing?" It's almost NEVER you. Think about that.

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so these wellness farms... do they have room service?

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Do you ever get the feeling that you’re living in the prequel to Planet of the Apes?

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Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day, in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge #Witchsky #Books

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21 hours ago I hit 200 followers. Now I am at 275. Get me to 300? This is like old school Twitter fun, and I’m enjoying the nostalgia trip.

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all y'all lovely folks following me - chime in! what made you decide to click the button and join this happy band?

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every morning when I scan the news headlines, it looks as if someone prompted ChatGPT with “generate me a list of headlines inspired by dystopian fiction in the style of The Onion.”

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all y'all lovely folks following me - chime in! what made you decide to click the button and join this happy band?

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feels like Bluesky is truly follow Friday - I get a huge uptick in follower count every Friday afternoon

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lmao at CEOs who believe that just because employees are in the physical office that they are "working"

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The CEO who pretty much directly caused me to lose my income for 5 months is throwing another temper tantrum. thehill.com/business/514... Literally dying at how tone deaf this shit is. But that's OK, making rich people richer is a shit job. Keep it.

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Two shy of 200 followers - who will push me over the edge?

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do you ever get the feeling that Idiocracy wasn't actually that dumb compared to reality

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What are the red states going to do with all of the license plates that start with “DEI”

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Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day, in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge #Witchsky #Books

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down an ADHD rabbit hole researching the myth of American exceptionalism, its death at the hands of the rise of the Internet and social media, and the MAGA movement's attempt to resurrect it in its own image nothing surprising here, but I'm making psychological connections I haven't in the past

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y'all cowardly motherfuckers and your goddamn bathroom bills do your shadow work

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There are real problems. R.E.A.L. And yet, we want to spend all of our time getting butthurt over fucking bullshit. Yeah I know I'm supposed to be this wise spiritual coach or whatever, but right now I'm fucking pissed, and I have every goddamn right to be. Fuck.

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Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day, in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge #Witchsky #Books

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OMG what a fucking day... tell me something funny.

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so I pulled out the Hermit card in a 1:1 with one of my reports to illustrate a point about product development ... didn't have that on my bingo card for 2025

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Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day, in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge #Witchsky #Books

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The Harrison Ford Jeep commercial wins my privileged hot garbage award for the night

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I’m the human version of Monday

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T-Mobile partnered with… wait for it… the Nazis

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Way to twist the knife @aprilajoy.bsky.social 🔥😂

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Sushi pr0n No. 1 #nsfw 🍣🥵

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So I've picked up like 70 new followers this weekend? WTAF? 😱😂🫠 Welcome, folks. It's great to have you here for my random posts about all things spiritual, metaphysical, witchy, occult, mystical, magickal, and occasionally completely nonsensical! There will also occasionally be sushi pr0n.

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