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Cover reveal! I finally finished the cover painting for the Great North rpg.

My Review of 'Memoirs of Hadrian' falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/05/a-re...

I just completed a multi hour conversation with my friend about Marguerite Yourcenars classic "The Memoirs of Hadrian" (image unrelated, link below)

more 'he's literally me irl from 'The Cambridge Ancient History Volume IX (1936)

I will not be going to 'Campaign' at Leicester tomorrow. I got sick. It's awful. Sorry for anyone who was looking forward to meeting me.

my very first ever miniature, this excellent eyeball fellow from @ramshacklegames.bsky.social & miscast miniatures used oils cause that's what I've got thanks to @falsemachine.bsky.social who gave us all miniatures in Nottingham (& told me I gotta cook dirt before I glue it to the base)

BEHOLD - i incarnate before you, in one of my multiplex forms, an instantiation of the PHYSICAL PRESENCE.... CAMPAIGN 17th May, 11am to 6pm Leicester Gallery, Vijay Patel Building, De Montfort Uni, Leicester, LE1 9BH thegallery.dmu.ac.uk/events/

do you like to get things in the mail? I will send you some things www.patreon.com/ABestiaryand... every new person will get a riso print postcard & a sticker until I run out! (also there is lots of other games & art on there) thank you thank you! #ttrpg #rpg #ttrpgs #art

a deep dive into MALUSTRIOUS BROOD falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/05/a-re...

"To silence all resistance to this policy, he appealed to secret instructions of Trajan, of which no one knew but which equally no one could dispute."

Song of Audacity - The Condottieri Stella falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/05/song...

Here are my final illustrations of some otherworldly patrons for Through Ultan's Door!

this week on Fantasy Art History: Rebecca Guay, withsome of the best art ever fit onto a magic the gathering card are there naked ladies kissing knights in full armor here? yes. extremely youtu.be/Zp1rnXaA8Dg?...

Stepped rice paddies in China ✨

Hey Friends! I have made a PATREON, where you can find ( I just counted) 408 pieces of spot art! 10 games! Other stuff! If you sign up I will send you a sticker & a postcard (until i run out)! patreon.com/ABestiaryand...

VotE, ReDux; Agriculture falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/05/vote...

On the Shore. Personal artwork from 2025. Hopefully part of a longer story that has started to brew.

A breakdown of the art development process for 'Queen Mab's Palace' falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/04/are-...

A digression of the alleged 'humanity' of the mute pen beasts we call 'artists' - and some False Machine News falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/04/are-...

todays vibe will be some of the more unusual forms of 'Zoid'; Dontress; Mantis Zoid Dragoon Nest; Lobster Zoid Glidoler; Duck Zoid Grounchar; Echidna Zoid Hovercargo; Snail Zoid Nightwise; Owl Zoid Orudius; Evil Pegasus Zoid

Todays energy is; MALUSTRIOUS BROOD by Scrap Princess available now, today! www.peecho.com/print/en/175...

the dErO, for VotE:Redux falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/04/dero...

todays mood will be by Tom Killian for Noisms The Great North' monstersandmanuals.blogspot.com/2025/04/more...

todays vibe will be; The Flying Islands of the Night illustrated by Franklin Booth

The Hounds of Chaos ride forth! Some from Warlord Miniatures, the Terror Bird from osminiatures and the very weird looking kind of giraffe guy.... I cannot remember, perhaps he rode straight from the Realms of Chaos themselves.

Also, Bill Hammack has finally uploaded again, after a 10 month wait. I know none of us thought he could top "The Engineering of Duct Tape", but this absolute banger on "The Masterful Design of the Plastic Two Litre Soda Bottle", might just do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU_g...

What are the best images of Richard Shavers 'Dero's?

Not so many people are talking about Amanda Lee's Fantasy Art History show but they should be; www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwP...

a Lord of the Fallen. Grand Apothecary of Caliban's lost moon, still carrying the Lions Seed. A relic recovered from my lost Instagram page 😢

Baetrim Arturos III, Necromundan Bounty Hunter. A very extremely detailed model with a lot of STUFF; hair, skull ornaments holding bounty papers, One Piece style lenses and barrels in the hair, what might be some kind of quick draw mechanism. He's a busy guy for sure.

I'M A SLASHER! FALSE MACHINE PRICE DROP! (link below) A Night at the Golden Duck = £5 Deep-Carbon Observatory = £30 (-£10) Demon-Bone Sarcophagus = £20 (-£20) Gackling Moon = £25 (-£5) Gawain and the Green Knight = £15 (-£20) Silent Titans = £40 Speak, False Machine = £40 (-£10)

Opal-Winged Chiropterae for VotE Remastered falsemachine.blogspot.com/2025/03/opal...

The 'False Machine/Patrick' Instagram was hacked by bandits and Instagram have shut it down. The new version is here; www.instagram.com/patrickfalse...

my month of interactions is ending...

i will never follow anyone on this app, and I am sorry, especially to people I know personally and actually like, but I absolutely cannot deal with having a feed of RPG drama