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It makes me mad that David on Survivor loves Notting Hill as much as I do

Oops! all stress dreams

It’s kinda crazy how good a caesar salad can be

Just coming on to say that Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is so fun to play!

Doing your podcast homework can feel so good

Rahul Kohli the man that you are

People act like you’re morally bankrupt if you don’t live/laugh/love your parents company

I’m not a religious person but please say a prayer for me as I attempt to get Cowboy Carter tickets this morning 🐎 🙏🏼

We are in the midst of moving to a real city and I’m so excited

Ready to come out as a captions off girlie

Long. Pink. Amazing.

What’s happening between TJ and Joe Bradley on Southern Hospitality is so nice to see on television… who among us hasn’t been in love with a straight friend at one point or another??

I bet having your hotkey pressed feels good af for a computer

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I bet Gordon Ramsay’s hair smells like gardenias

We love impulsive behavior

Started watching as a joke and now I’m completely Southern Hospitality pilled

It’s Sunday so I’m in the bath 🧼

Who up flicking their astro bot?

Came home to my man cooking a pot roast… he’s about to get his dick SUCKED

I didn’t realize so many people were going to watch the Golden Globes tonight and now I have fomo

2025: Year of Baths

That was the most enjoyable Drag Race premiere I’ve seen in a while but I am blasted off an edible so idk

I’m going to try to be less of a Scorpio in 2025 because while I’m never wrong, it’s does get me in trouble

Today I got day drunk at the local Tex-Mex place while watching Judge Judy on mute and thats what being off work for the last week of the year is all about

Trap was good. Was it a masterpiece? No, but let’s be real.

Enjoying that in-between games feeling where I feel like I can beat anything and I get to research what to play next

Finally finished Dragon Age and 2 of my companions carked it. I was very sad both times! 8/10

So, I’m untangling Elektra’s necklaces and next thing I know PK texas me

🛀 🧼 🫧

I really miss my dog. I need to kiss her forehead

I got to pet some nice dogs today

I just think that Michelle Pfeiffer

We’ve reached the watching Batman Returns in our underwear portion of Christmas Day, this portion may also include an edible and/or a cocktail

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

No beard - beard

I must put down Dragon Age and go to bed. I must! I MUST!

Keep the Olsen twins in Christmas