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doing a full head count before exercising my constitutional right to yell fire in a sparsely attended theater

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Why does Bluesky keep signing me out of the app?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

DETECTIVE: did you know the victim WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss DETECTIVE: did you see what happened WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead DETECTIVE: leans in close you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss

submitted 69 days ago • 15 comments

Today’s the day. It’s the 2024 Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalog! defector.com/the-2024-hat...

submitted 69 days ago • 124 comments

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

submitted 70 days ago • 117 comments

submitted 72 days ago • 137 comments

Suddenly remembers when I was a teen and made weekly library trips borrowing entire bags of books, I wanna bring that energy back

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

ah i see my trophy case has caught your eye.. you may not think it to look at me now but in my youth i was a rather prolific participant

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Bond Villain Sharks.

submitted 72 days ago • 33 comments

Pop-Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the NEW Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy with a built-in WORKING (!!!) toaster #PopTartsBowl

submitted 74 days ago • 19 comments

Watching Dune Part Two. You can tell they re-used some of the same dunes

submitted 74 days ago • 377 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 75 days ago • 1119 comments

Now I just gotta figure out what my dream destination is.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

[bene gesserit voice] now bring us some figgy pudding

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

submitted 76 days ago • 896 comments

chief: you're suspended, turn in your things detective: hands over gun & badge chief: …and? detective: (reluctant) hands over mustache

submitted 76 days ago • 21 comments

I knew it

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.

submitted 78 days ago • 89 comments

😾

submitted 78 days ago • 356 comments

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

submitted 78 days ago • 52 comments

All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks Used to laugh and call him names

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Best way to have the "Santa talk" with your kids is to gradually ease into it. First, tell them Santa is very sick. Then the next year, he passed away. Then when you finally tell them he was never real at all, it will come as a relief