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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

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Rat from Katamari Damacy

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In Super Mario 64, Boos have a certain minimum turning radius. If Mario is positioned a precise distance away from a Boo, it will try to go after Mario but never be able to turn tightly enough to actually reach him. The Boo will circle fruitlessly around Mario forever.

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Once again thinking about how insane it is that Chrono Cross pulls off one of the most visually distinct set pieces in the history of pre-rendered games and tops it off with a boss fight against a random dork in a pith helmet and suspenders that is also the hardest in the game.

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Chat, the MAGA hentai artist thinks I’m pretentious, is my channel cooked?

submitted 5 days ago • 79 comments

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

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Patron Request Gauntlet IX concludes tonight at 7 pm CT with a final round of multiplatform madness. Pretty much anything could show up this time around... hope to see you there! twitch.tv/retropals

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this website is on another level

submitted 6 days ago • 99 comments

Started on FFIX which is a game of utterly immaculate vibe. I'm generally less into pure fantasy worlds like 9 initially presents as, but it's so full of charming weirdoes and it has a mirth and romance to it I like.

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Holy shit the ape escape monkeys in mgs delta look like dogshit. There's "charming doesn't fit the aesthetic" and there's... whatever's happening there.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The mismanagement from start to finish on this game was absurd, and you just know most of the blame lies with people higher up trying to chase that infinite money at the expense of everything else. Meanwhile, the hardworking dev team folks are gonna be left holding the bag. What an utter bummer.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

There are people over 30 (and older!) that have absolutely no useful life advice to impart. Coincidentally, many of these people are wildly successful.

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NJ folks, Booker is really weird about RFK Jr so definitely call one (or all) of his offices. You don't even need a script, just tell them to say "no" and that he scares the hell out of you Washington, DC 202-224-3224 Newark 973-639-8700 Camden 856-338-8922

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all

submitted 29 days ago • 150 comments

Tonight! @fanboymaster.bsky.social is going to shred the wood doggies (is that a thing?) with Even Worse Streams in the first part of our run of the Tony Hawk series! Grind along (that sounds like a thing) tonight at 8:30 PM EST. Jerry was a race car driver! I know that one!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

landing on the discover tab is like if the stadium fan cam locked onto you for a solid couple of hours and everybody else in the stadium walked over to you to tell you about their dietary restrictions

submitted 30 days ago • 73 comments

Fired from Nintendo in 1998 for pitching a Donkey Kong relative called Dipshit Kong.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

become 64 slices of american cheese

submitted 33 days ago • 12 comments

This was one of the libraries I visited most growing up and the idea of shutting it down over this kind of bullshit budget squabble infuriates me

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

James Rolfe: oblivious to optics, loyal to a fault Justin Silverman: any press is good press, AVGN: the Game published by Screenwave coming to Switch 2 this fall By their powers combined they are appearing on a low rent culture war awards show that exists solely because Stellar Blade was mid.

submitted 33 days ago • 50 comments

In Super Mario 3D World, whenever the player characters are wearing blocks on their heads, their upper bodies are deformed underneath so they can fit inside without any parts poking out. By moving the camera inside the block, the extent of the deformation can be seen.

submitted 33 days ago • 28 comments

As part of our efforts to unearth long-forgotten mascot characters and misbegotten scrimblos, we're streaming microcomputer games with "Mr." in the title tonight at 7 pm CT. Prepare yourselves, this one's gonna be out of control. twitch.tv/retropals

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Rats, Together Strong!!

submitted 37 days ago • 31 comments

dr. light: please stop using cusses around mega man. i know i can't stop you from trying to conquer the world, but- dr. wily: try and defeat my robot masters you little bitch dr. light: come on dr. wily: come to my skull castle and fight me in my UFO, if you're not a pussy dr. light: man

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Read the manual. Post screenshots of the manual. Tell your friends about this fun manual. Tell indie game devs how neat it is to see retro manuals

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

submitted 40 days ago • 184 comments