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I still don’t understand why Democrats would negotiate a budget when the Trump administration claims unilateral authority to cancel any spending it dislikes. As long as congressional Republicans endorse that position, they are not legitimate negotiation partners! An agreement with them has no value!

They're attempting to kidnap women at townhalls, refusing to prosecute their own domestic abusers, ransacking the treasury, resegregating the military and public sector, erasing history, colluding with foreign powers, suspending the constitution, erasing trans people... And this is the opposition.

GOP messaging also never does this. When the right freaked about the IRS not approving Tea Party groups for nonprofit status, no Republican was out there saying "of course, we agree that the IRS has a role in rooting out scams" - it was just guns-a-blazin' opposition.

Gerrymandering at work: a moderate Dem who was on the J6 Committee gets replaced by a right wing defense contractor who abuses his mistress and gets bailed out by a US Attorney doing a Himmler speedrun.

Vatican confirms his Holiness, Pope Francis "is now with God... Just like he is every day"

There was an opportunity and honestly a necessity to sanction him after he fucked with starlink in Ukraine unilaterally

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is MORE CHISME

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

Republicans are holding back our own tax money from us to extort policy changes that Californians voted against. Treating us like conquered territory to be looted www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

We are so fucking back

The only data that cannot be compromised or abused is data that does not exist: I absolutely agree Democrats should be running on these ideas.

what the moment calls for is fighters instead of gormless boobs who should have retired 30 years ago. policy differences can be hashed out later, everyone can agree that Musk and Trump must be stopped and democracy restored

Did you know its illegal to post "Ukrainian security services should assassinate Elon" Its one of the only sentences youre not allowed to post It was okay for me to post it here because I was just telling you its illegal to say: “I really really want ukrainian security services to assassinate elon”

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

Why does this low-key track with the Latina belt

The White Sox continue to deserve everything that happens to them.

Here's a list of available starting pitchers from @fangraphs.com free agent tracker. Maybe Mike Clevinger is the only one willing to sign a minor league deal, and the White Sox needed another SP after losing Ky Bush. And Drew Thorpe's set back. Even then, I still don't get it. Try someone else.

If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

Donald Trump killed this woman

I feel compelled to retweet this video EVERY time I see it.

February

at the bar telling a group of total babes about the Shadow Moses incident as if it’s something that happened to a buddy of mine

If you live in New York State and think Gov. Kathy Hochul should remove the corrupt mayor of NYC, give her a call or send her a letter.

regularly big pub journalists come on here to scream at people not to criticize them or cancel their subscriptions because JOURNALISM IS SO IMPORTANT and they can't even stick up for one of their colleagues

Had Cy Vance chosen to prosecute Ivanka and Don Jr. in 2012 we might not be in this mess. Instead, Vance got a $25,000 campaign donation from Trump's attorney, dropped the charges and, well, here we are.

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.

honestly becoming extremely stancil-pilled rn

Despicable. In my day, a man did not abandon an old law school buddy merely because he supports policies that would contribute to the deaths of untold numbers of children

Nice! The circuses are still going even as the price of bread keeps going up

How the inning is going:

enabling child sex abuse has been a major part of trump's agenda so far. I can't imagine why.

Yes, of course, but the thing you have to understand is that such a single Senator must be a Republican.

Shouldn't have rented an office. That's just another room I'm going to rearrange when my mental health dips now

Go Birds, indeed

I think the Dodgers are good and am thoroughly sick of the Chiefs, I contain multitudes

these fuckers have been boosting conservatives for years! Why is this being described as news!!!! www.wheresyoured.at/the-slop-soc...

The Large Oaf Co-Benevolent Society Of Brotherhood has formally expelled John Fetternan

The constitutional crisis is already here. You've been living in it since 2000 and it might already be too late to pull out of it without a lot of strife and chaos.

the answer is that the bosses continue to revolt against the politics of the public. nothing scares a.g. sulzberger more than the reaction NYT journalists had to the Tom Cotton editorial which recommended slaughtering BLM protesters.

Group DMs need to happen on here way faster it’s the only thing keeping several groups from moving over.

Every sandwich a panini

it's pretty funny that the end result of longtermism is the wholesale destruction of scientific progress

Having the cat declared incorrigible like they did to Babe Ruth