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@demilardner.bsky.social I made this portrait for you

Come join me on Twitter. The algorithm is much more tailored and refined. I follow @gooffkings.bsky.social over there and this is what they suggest for me:

I am announcing my plans to invoke the 25th Amendment. We cannot sit idly by as Democracy is besieged by dangerous criminals. RT if you agree

@yourkickstartersucks.com VERY excited to see the first film this month is Re-Animator. Even more exciting is that Dan tweeted that you figured out a way to "Re"-enact the headless scene near the end of the film. I hope Jesse is in the Barbara Crampton role!

@gooffkings.bsky.social Vince Mancini of Filmdrunk wrote a great Substack article about you guys

Why does his arm look like the lady from The Boys regenerating from an injury

@jessefarrar.com @gooffkings.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social u like what u see?

Jesse Farrar''s son Stefan Heck pleads guilty to reckless endangerment charges in deal with prosecutors #NewsBreak. Oh Really?? Instead of 120 days in jail he gets a $40 fine??? Oh yes republicans tell me again about republicans walking

DJ Vlad more like DJ Bad takes

RIP OJ Simpson. He died after stepping in a bear trap, touching a hot stove, having a window close on his hand, smashing a wedding cake, and being shot multiple times.

(guy with a 300˚ fever, puss oozing out of dozens of open sores) "Nah nah bro relax. It's just allergies."

@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social I was looking for places to stay in Australia and I think your old apartment is looking for renters?

BREAKING: LEAKED audio of Go Off Kings Vice President Stephen Heck unable to respond when asked if Jesse Ferrar is human. He stated that this question was “intimidating”. Acknowledging that Jesse is human is “intimidating rhetoric” to GOK admin.

David Zaslav has shelved the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast for the near future, and is looking for potential buyers.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Danish Graves

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Cracked has stolen your first name and also stolen an article that you should have written first.