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NBA podcaster and piano player. did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

the pick the grizzlies owe to the wizards for getting rid of marcus smart is rapidly increasing in value

he's the absolute king. bill kennedy acting like he forgot dillon brooks' name 10/10 no notes

the grizzlies record against good teams is abysmal, i think taylor jenkins has weird tendencies, i'm suspect of his postseason capabilities and i've been highly critical of the rotation at times, but i also think the front office has really underperformed the last 2+ years

speaking at career day. if I can save just one kid from podcasting it will be worth it

watching my chalk bracket continue to rack up W's

of the 527 different 2-man combinations to play at least 200 minutes since the trade deadline, the one with the best net rating (+26.3) is JOSH GIDDEY and KEVIN HUERTER

my wife is heading to dc and says there's some grown man in the airport who can't shut up about tonight's wizards game, there is no way this is a real person

the Grizzlies are the 1st team in NBA history to have 9 different players make 2 or more 3-pointers in a game (h/t @optastats.optajoe.com, chart via @basketball-reference.com)

the grizzlies outscored the jazz by 24 points in the 3rd quarter. that's the 2nd biggest point differential in in a quarter in franchise history

Here's a new episode about the #Grizzlies losing Brandon Clarke, sliding in the standings, and how a bad offseason + a bad trade deadline has consequences www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SYK...

if true, this is massive

got a new text thread that is just fellas saying when they are watching michael clayton, margin call, or Miami vice

the washington wizards are 6-4 when khris middleton plays, and 9-47 when he doesnt

a playoff bracket with no conferences i'll be honest i don't see any downside here

the grizzlies have only been ahead at halftime 1 time in their last 12 games. and they’ve been down by double digits in 10 of those games probably nothing

the semifinals for my 40-team negative fantasy league start today, rate my squad:

this is an abomination

31 subscribers away from 2K for "Grits and Grinds" on YouTube, do it for Shane Battier! SUBSCRIBE: t.co/sLF6xzN3HQ

the cavaliers, since trading caris levert, georges niang and 3 2nds for deandre hunter: 11-0 the grizzlies, since trading marcus smart, jake laravia and a 1st for marvin bagley: 3-8

ja morant has made his last 34 free throw attempts (i have no idea what the grizzlies record or how to find out)

🏀 NEW EPISODE 🍳 The Secret of the All-Star Stats, the Sixers shutting it down, Jaren Jackson Jr's hurdle to win DPOY, and a riveting MOST IMPROVED PLAYER conversation w/ @davedufour.bsky.social TUNE IN/SUBSCRIBE spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4YNZ... youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dnj...

one of the most productive and satisfying things i do every month is pause my netflix account. highly recommend

the #hornets just tied a 58 year old nba record by being outscored by 95 points in consecutive games them and the 1966-67 detroit pistons

If you missed it, went home and wrote about Big Country.

season opener 0-0, nashville soccer is BACK

Heatbreaking: my son's favorite basketball team is Shaq's OGs and he just found out they'll never play again

uh WHAT

real hoops

Pelicans and sixers out of the tax, bucks now below 2nd apron 😤

i'm hearing the doncic trade is because of the new 25% tariff on foreign hoopers

SHOUTOUT MARAT KOGUT. CALLED THE TIMEOUT THAT ALLOWED THE GRIZZLIES TO SET UP THE GAME-WINNING PLAY

New episode of GRITS AND GRINDS is premiering on youtube now, recapping the #grizzlies win over the #hornets. TUNE IN www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyvI...

last night Luke Kennard dunked for the first time since the 2019-20 season he just got his 8th of his career (and 5 were his rookie year) @basketball-reference.com

the suns are the only front office that seems to understand our country isn’t making it to 2028

how do i explain this to my kids

reminder: even though it is really fun to do, calling "a non-unsportsmanslike technical" a "sportsmanlike technical" is incorrect

one of your most important jobs as a parent- and i can't stress this enough- is to raise kids who don't complain about what the mario kart item box gives them

this season in losses Ja Morant is averaging 5.4 assists and 5.6 turnovers

joseph gordon-levitt and academy award winner adrien brody academy award winner matthew mcconaughey academy award winner brenda fricker academy award winner ben johnson academy award nominee danny glover with tony danza & christopher lloyd it is.. the very weird... ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

family snow day hot chocolates

the thunder outscored the knicks in the 2nd half 63 to 41 they just outscored the celtics in the 2nd half 50 to 27 😳

draymond green got a personal foul, technical foul, flagrant foul, and turnover in a 1 minute span that's a cycle baby