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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 22 hours ago • 673 comments

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

submitted 18 hours ago • 221 comments

Trump and Elon won’t see your posts but girlfight orphans will

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today

submitted 1 day ago • 92 comments

It’s like veep but much much much stupider

submitted 1 day ago • 418 comments

dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier

submitted 20 hours ago • 15 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1671 comments

Lee showed up to the presidential office, and it was GUTTED. That messy bitch Yoon stole all the furniture in the entire complex. He even took all the office supplies. Staff had to go buy President Lee a pen so he could work.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Susan Collins is the Teddy Ruxpin of senators — she doesn’t actually do anything but you’re supposed to be impressed because she has three sentences she plays on repeat.

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

New — I wrote about the injustice unfolding before our eyes as rich reality stars are pardoned for their crimes while law-abiding immigrants are rounded up and caged by ICE, and the way communities are rising up to say fuck no.

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

Nintendo: We have a new console People: yaaay Nintendo: The marketing is great People: yessss Nintendo: The console is cool People: Thats right Nintendo: We thought of almost everything People: Wait where are the games Nintendo: You're not gonna believe this bit

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

Masked ICE thugs terrorized Chicago yesterday. They lied to immigrants waiting for their court hearing by summoning them for “surprise check-ins” and then assaulted protesters and elected officials. THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.

submitted 1 day ago • 210 comments

Just got proofs for my first comic in way too long! Cole City #1 by me and @facundonehuenlopez.bsky.social, small batch debuting at A2CAF, crowdfunding this summer.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

i'm sorry to say it but someone has to. No Kings includes Mayor McCheese

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Just a lil throwback to my No Face designs

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Good morning✌️🍀

submitted 2 days ago • 161 comments

One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

submitted 2 days ago • 194 comments

We lost a legend

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just a reminder that the dem who ran this campaign unseated a 3x gop incumbent who had never won by less than double digits

submitted 2 days ago • 73 comments

Just got proofs for my first comic in way too long! Cole City #1 by me and @facundonehuenlopez.bsky.social, small batch debuting at A2CAF, crowdfunding this summer.

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They're literally doing the meme

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

Get’em

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ok not sure i need this level of push notification detail @pfrazee.com

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

Permanently muting “Curtis Yarvin” because whew I do not ever need to read this man’s thoughts in any form ever again. Into the dustbin.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Why aren’t Dems on everything talking about the Joni Ernst “you can die” bill?

submitted 4 days ago • 1684 comments

Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible. We have always been here.

submitted 4 days ago • 275 comments

Text from your spouse: I know you said you got milk but I don’t see it. Instagram message from your spouse: These possum skeletons that look like they’re hugging are us.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not sure how to express that the judicial system was not designed to work this way

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

1. This opinion column is trash. 2. I am once again betrayed by a person I voted for. I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

It’s so amusing that men are told that being stoic, violent, and muscular are the most appealing form of masculinity. Meanwhile the internet looses its collective mind over soft, anxious, little guys who aren’t afraid to hug their friends. Honestly the sexiest thing a guy can do is be a goofball.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Seriously, what did they think they were voting for?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will

submitted 5 days ago • 188 comments

When you miss the exit for Costco yellin MUSTAAAAAAARD

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Andor creators: This woman has the worst politics imaginable. We're styling her to look extremely weird and off-putting. She has no magic powers, no interesting backstory, no friends. She will never express a genuine emotion. Downturny mouth. Andor fans: Thank you, we love her

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

No @columjournreview.bsky.social we left because Substack was platforming and monetizing NAZIS www.thehandbasket.co/p/we-got-sub...

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

vocal opposition to democratic gerontocracy is nifty because it serves a constructive purpose — passing the torch — and a political one: signaling independence from The Democrats.

submitted 8 days ago • 173 comments

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

unions: they get the job done

submitted 8 days ago • 116 comments

This is pretty nakedly corrupt.

submitted 8 days ago • 57 comments

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

submitted 8 days ago • 461 comments

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now: 1. Pizza mascot. 2. Museum invigilator. 3. 80-foot Inflatable monkey attendant. 4. Arthouse porn critic (freelance). 5. Bouncer. 6. Bookstore owner.

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My brain read this as “cursed” and now I have a story to write

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