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It really does pay to have the best keeper in the world

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I’ve seen almost all of the movie adaptations so at this point I’m really not far off from just reading John Grisham.

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+13 for the first half. This is the game I love.

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Beer sponsored gigs are weird because you get a bunch of ratbags who only go to free gigs mixed with beer industry people who have only seen live music when they got dragged into The Tote that time.

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What an incredibly sad and weird way for one of the best actors ever to go

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Every time I watch the A League I see one of the worst goalkeeper outside the box calamities ever.

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Absolutely insane Eminem song that plays over the credits for The Equalizer (2014).

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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

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Thinking about becoming a child soldier

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Fuck off

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Michael Oliver is fucking on one today. MOTM incoming.

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I wouldn’t count out Touchdown Tom just yet

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Pick 6 lmao

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So Richard Kimble just rinsed out that hair dye within a couple of days?

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I think tomorrow for the first time in my life I will shave a mustache and leave the house with it

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Lmao to the NBA news

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The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988) is a wild ass movie but Bowie as Pontius Pilate really caps it off.

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Discover tab gives brain rot in the form of music takes

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Think I might log off for the rest of the week and see if America still exists when I come back

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I think the walking into the Copa scene in Goodfellas (1990) is my favourite part of any film ever.

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Uber driver is tracking stocks while driving

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About 15 years ago (probably more) I tried watching The Boondock Saints (1999). Got about 12 minutes in. Trying again and confirming it’s awful.

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Good seal on those rooms in the conclave. Guy in the hallway not hearing shit

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Watched Mulholland Drive (2001) for the first time in at least 10 years and finally clicked as an absolute masterpiece. That’s cinema to me.

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oh- ahaha no, no, sorry, i'm not autistic, i actually suffered a massive brain injury and now i possess the memories and spirit of popular independent music journalist nardwuar. lol i know, easy mistake to make. well anyway, have a nice day, and keep on rockin in the free world! doot doola doot doo-

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January is bleak. I just read a review of the Ethel Cain album that called it “the first great album of 2025” then gave it a B-

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Time to go home and have a big wank

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I learned all the rules of golf from Happy Gilmore (1996). Namely that you’re playing for Julie Bowen in a sweater vest.

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Well, party time is starting. Got up to 18 kinksters coming for New Years, and the first guests have arrived. And of course the first one is already packed away in the padded cell. The motto of this party is: The cells must be occupied at all times ;-) ( @whipmanandy.bsky.social )

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Okay but when McFly goes back to 1955 and plays Johnny B Goode the ES 335 hadn’t been released yet. So what the fuck.

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It’s too bad that an average action movie script used to get made into Die Hard (1988), whereas now it gets made into a terrible Netflix movie that nobody will ever watch.

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I still get nervous on Christmas Eve. Every year I hope I’m going to hear Santa coming down the chimney so I can get out of bed and suck him off.

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Watching Baywatch (2017) for some reason. This has The Rock all over it. As in I think he literally vetted every single line in the movie.

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Pretty cool to get on a tram and overhear the dumbest people to ever live

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