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Retired IT geek, now too busy being a pillock of the community to work! Also occasionally excited about West Ham. Reposts not endorsements, simply a 'look at this '.
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Spent the evening in a restaurant close to the Emirates Stadium packed with Arsenal fans seeking solace in regional Italian food. A scene familiar from Lowry paintings.

The weather is bad in the UK again, so it's time for my annual response to 'Why can't we clear snow and keep the roads moving when the Canadians do it all the time?' So gather round, children, and I will begin...

Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts. Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵

30 years ago today, we lost Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey, better known as celebrity cook Fanny Cradock, but less well known for being a dangerous driver, double bigamist, child abandoner, and amphetamine user…

Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"

Two mid table sides huffing and puffing in a 'Last on Match of the Day' game. I am wearing an appropriate hat.

todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails

So magical, it’s what it’s all about really isn’t it

Set two coins of same size next to each other & roll one against the other. What seems intuitive is that making a circuit would involve 1 full rotation of the rolling coin, since the sides are matched in length. In practice, it's exactly TWO rotations. Can you see why?

Really weird contingent of people on this site who feel like they're the elder natives of a glorious civilisation with a right and a duty to set harsh immigration rules to prevent cultural contamination. As opposed to what they are, which is idiots typing words into their phone like everyone else

Does HS2 have a future? And why does that question hinge on an unseen government document and a sugar mill in Nottinghamshire?

Silly and joyful. Sound on.

Peak Wigmore Hall moment. We are offered a program. My Other Half queries whether we really need one. “Depends how good your Latin is,” remarks the sour lady. My Other Half must have been uncharacteristically riled. “Well, I got a congratulatory First in it at Oxford.” Collapse of dowager seller.

A nice set of 4 videos explaining how votes are counted in Ireland. Although I still have questions!

Today’s poem is dedicated to all those who have taken it upon themselves to correct the grammar or spelling in my poems over the last few weeks. It’s called ‘Pedents’.

My Spanish pen pal is in an excellent Kajagoogoo tribute band. He's so good, in fact, that (wait for it) once you've seen Juan, you've seen Limahl.

Yesterday marked two years since I began my new career on the railway. Time is just flying by! There are still moments when it still feels surreal that I get to do what I do. Driving these huge freight trains is a feeling like no other, and I hope I never, ever lose it! 🥹🩷

A quick reminder on how to contribute to uksnowmap.com ahead of any possible #uksnow tomorrow 👀 Post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode, and a snow rating x/10 and help draw a real-time map of where it is snowing in the UK.

Are we doing those old-school, meandering, ludicrous threads here? They were the best thing about ol’ Twitter. And, hoo boy, have I got one for you. Buckle up. We need to talk about Gromit. 🪡 🧵 🪡

Take Twat

I was messaged by the most unexpectedly source today - someone who previously worked in the palace - and reminded that this was five years ago today …

Someone on Bake Off has made Freddie Mercury profiteroles and I do wonder if maybe it's jumped the shark

It's important that you look through the gallery for this listing until you get to the top floor bathroom. Important. www.cbmaritimerealty.com/listing/2024...

If the taramasalata strikes spread to the hummus or salsa sectors, then we might be facing a double dip recession

If you were to stand on a street corner at 9am and watch the spirits of the British WWI dead march by four abreast, the column would be 97 miles long and would take 20hrs, or until five the next morning, to pass. The French dead would take an additional 51hrs and the Germans another 59hrs...

There's a hierarchy of needs to all this echo chamber stuff. I suggest you just enjoy living in a low-wanker zone for a bit, and then you can self-actualise with a statistically balanced quantity of tossers later on, if that floats your boat.

One of the most precious things about Remembrance is that it sets no political tests. It asks only that we "remember", and that we do so in the silence of our own thoughts. It doesn't dictate what we remember, how we remember or what lessons we draw. That's between ourselves and our conscience.🧵

In conversation with @microlabdoc.bsky.social, I discovered that not everyone knows of the hamster's prodigious capacity for alcohol. They love it so much they prefer to drink 15% ethanol instead of water, and can tolerate relative quantities that would kill a human. 1/ (originally a Xitter 🧵)

Okay first proper test of me using BlueSky for random things: Anyone know anywhere in East or Central London i can buy 6x Mitre Ultimax Evo footballs today?

London eh?

“…the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again’.”

Screening for prostate cancer is not as simple as you might think: www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer...