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people from new york will just say a street name and expect us to know where it is

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kind of crazy how everyone happened to put bsky.social in their handles like that

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British people havent discovered space yet

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kicked cigarettes cold turkey by switching from menthols to fentanyl

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hey siri shoot me in the head

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I'm here to announce that I will be leaving Blue Sky. I need social media websites that are hosted by weeb crypto pedophiles. This one is, quite simply, lacking this type of person. Keep it real 👋

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dipping my balls into an excellent bowl of tomato soup

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being held down by goons as the evil villain holds 1 chromosome over my body NOO, NOOO DONT. ARUGHH, NOO! villain adds the chromosome to my body NOO, AHHH, ARRRffbbhh. ahhrrbduhh. ahderrrrr, duuhrr... hewwo evewyone!

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Can he do that??

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

anyone else having trouble logging on to their favorite news web site info wars dot com?

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Mclovin is about to convert to islam mashallah

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bluesky is silencing my voice

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a decrepit homeless person standing on a street corner twitching, shit stained jeans, no shoes, meth sores, begging for change with a sign written in absolutely perfect cursive

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a bathbomb that releases 2,000 baby spiders once it hits the water

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me, barely squeezing a girls neck during sex cause im scared: you like that shit, sweetheart?

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my dog puts on a thrasher hoody and checkered vans while taking a fat vape rip* uh oh someone's got the zumiez

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dad thinks i'm a pussy cause I can't change my oil but I can build a PC. well, guess what dad. i'm crying. so who's laughing now?

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me seeing a guy in an American flag shirt on 4th of July: wonder where the party at me seeing a guy in an American flag shirt on any other day: what a fucking douchebag

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airdropping a picture of my exes social security card to random people at the mexico border wall

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If you think you have diarrhea HOLD IT IN. force it to turn back into regular poop

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sad news today out of sudan I just read the last surviving northern white rhino killed itself today cause it couldnt handle the pressure

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hearing blood curdling screams outside whoa thats not good, ill take care of this gets up and closes the window

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hey man I noticed you were posting a lot of sobriety stuff, that's great man good job. about that though would it be possible to tone it down a bit? i noticed you barely post when youre using. maybe you can just idk microdose just a lil when i'm online? usually after 4pm. thanks

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marie kondo: traveling with kids can be hard she starts folding her baby into a perfect triangle and places it in her suitcase

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peaky blinders voice I’m coming to the poplar docks to fuck your ass and suck you off

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i hate having a cold. If I’m gonna be sick give me something fun like high fevers or diarrhea

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Putting an entire corn dog in my mouth and pulling out a completely dry stick

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pulling the clip out to reveal 2 bullets this one is for the guy that says happy monday. and this one, hah, well… this is for the guy that says happy friday

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[my first day as a therapist]: awwww does it hurt?? does your wittew mental health hurt?? grow the fuck up pussy

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dropping into street view on google maps to show my boss where I live and you can see me through the living room window jacking off

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post nut clarity has me realizing that i just busted a nut

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Signing my suicide letter before spraying enough bidet water in my ass to blow my colon to shreds

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hey babe thought you'd be home by now, aren't all the bars closed now? lol. i checked your location and it won't let me see it?? probably just a glitch! all your IG stories I saw today are gone now too. weird, huh?? lol n e way see you soon baby

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just crushed it in a work meeting. captivated the board. got a seal of approval from the bosses and sold my biggest deal to date. i take off my meta oculus VR headset and put it on my futon mattress Hey mom! Can I borrow $20 for cigs and a monster

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“lets link up next time you’re in town” yea for sure bro I’ll never see you again

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[waking up in my new apt. the running water has a copper tint, both of my neighbors are screaming in foreign languages, a rat is eating its way through my cheerios box, i can smell shit from the homeless guy sleeping under my window]: i made it, i live in new york city

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when my dog shits on the rug i punish them by putting their nose in my ass

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when i lost my virginity I had learned all my sex talk from austin powers movies so I was saying shit like “do I make you randy baby” and “ohhhh behave”

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sees a pile of dog shit in the ground Jesus Christ that’s disgusting wtf sees a pile of human shit on the ground hahahahahaha

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not sure why they label WD40 as 'lubricant' my dick is on fire right now

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Seinfeld episode where Jerry agrees to going to a Columbus Day party AND an Indigenous Peoples Day party and has to run back and forth to both changing costumes in between

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sitting down at Benihana's and demanding the chef cook somewhere where i can't watch him

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me, a normie?? haha oh ya? ok, well, would a normie do THIS? shoots myself in the fuckin head

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