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fatz-maneli.bsky.social
DC born and raised, Museum Educator, craft mixologist, cooker of food, candle maker and Country Rap Tunes enthusiast. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
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That ain’t eem a question

Of course them people done slithered their goofy asses over here just to be weird. But that block feature ji hella strong on this joant

Had to go ahead and block that Kathy lady. Don’t need them kinda yt women on my feed, bruh. Black women STAY doing the heaviest lifting only for one of them folks to not hold their kinfolk accountable. Fuck you, Kathy

The way this just pissed me off 🥴😂

I only feel comfortable going to the grocery store alone, because I spend way to much time in there. I hate feeling rushed, and I will go to multiple (4 or 5) during one trip. I zone out, listen to music and take my time.

“You had me at motherfucker”

As someone who loves an entertaining dogshit movie, I’ve seen “The Beekeeper” with Jason Statham an alarming amount of times. The movie is COMPLETELY ridiculous, but goddamn it’s a good time. Also, he and Phylicia Rashad were absolutely fuckin.

One of the saddest experiences I’ve ever had was being on travel in a black ass city and the food being extra mid. Like, I left the conference I was there for and drove 3 hours to another black ass city to eat and drove back 🥴

This joant ji feel like a whole new, yet familiar world over here.

Engagement with followers is way way up

Daryl Hall used to be on ALL the coke back then. Your mans is dressed for an entirely different occasion than everybody else 😂

Watching “Lethal Weapon” and remembering that Danny Glover was “getting too old for this shit” while being YEARS younger than I am today 🥴

So it’s Sunday, which means I had to make grits.

That bama really turned that app into a hellhole I’m just a few years

Not a single day in my life goes by without my thinking about how much that lady from “Passenger 57” looks like Michael Jackson.

So yeah, I guess it’s that time of year when The Honey Baked Ham folks try to temp me with those enticing “Get $3off on your next $75 Half Ham” coupons, knowing that I’ll give it way too much thought. 🥴