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fauxalexjones.bsky.social
I’m like Alex just fake. But much more honest.
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@leahlitman.bsky.social F-ALEX here to endorse Leah’s new book, I have it preordered… see snip below and make sure we try to get some due process in our government. PS Keep it secret, keep it safe!

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@www.jrrjokien.com I referenced the LOTR in an episode of InfoWars and the voice in my head(the person behind this account) wants to apologize for anything any everything in reference to any Tolkien material I may have misinterpreted . Alex Jones sucks hot donkey dicks, Tolkien wrote my bible!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

@markbankston.bsky.social listening to formulaic objections for the 30th time. Chef’s kiss, a complete masterpiece

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn’t bought off by Russian Intelligence. I legitimately just want to fuck Putin, I’d even accept giving him some sloppy top if I have to settle. Long live the USSR

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Honesty time, I never went to the library at UT Austin as a kid. I’ve been lying about the fact I can read for forty three years.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Did I have a point for playing a clip of Cape Fear today on the show? No, I just love Robert D. Even if he is a globalist pig

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Wait my dad is a dentist?!? I thought he was a doctor?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

My mental disabilities may be from my grandma spraying 25 year old Fluoride near me as a kid. Maybe I’m the one with diminished IQ?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Hitler mustaches are funny to draw.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Prediction of the week to prove I’m God’s chosen boy. On Monday approximately 11 am the sun will shine………… in …….America. Despite what these globalists scum are planning.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

@god.bsky.social Big ups to the sky daddy who sends me spiritual signals that tell me EXACTLY what time I woke up to pee last night. 3:24am (weak stream, burning sensation must be the globalists)

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Yes internet, I believe in every one of my products. Especially the powder form of Irish Sea moss. Everyone liked the gummies but now no one is buying anything and I’ve defamed my way into debt and it’s the same god damn formula but nooooooo a big drop in sales. The Onion doesn’t own us! Yet

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Obviously, human chimera’s are real and I’m weirdly attracted to them. Ever since my uncle Gay Billy told me about their sexy scorpion tails when I was five. Also, they have been pre programming this since the movie Splice. P.p.s. I NEED YOUR MONEY!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

@markbankston.bsky.social You’re my hero

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think America should commit war crimes. Regardless of how nice the houses would be

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Bring me gummy bears for my deposition @knowledgefight.bsky.social

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Canada, please accept me. I know I’ve been hard on Justin but I love that he did black face.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

@theonion.com Are you hiring? Apparently I defamed some folks and I’m looking for greener pastures. Hit me up -AJ

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

@sanders.senate.gov Big fan of the socialist democratic system! Shout out B dawg

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I think Trump has gone too far, and Elons son is the only one in the administration I trust! Let him eat boogers in the Oval Office!!!!

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