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Nothing better than an awesome review 😍 They were after a translucent pink and blue close to the Sakura and Azure shade of colours with a white highlight throughout... nailed it 😋

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With just over 2 hrs left on the sale time is running out 🌿

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A busy day in the workroom yesterday but all our custom orders have been poured so we're all up to date again Thank you to everyone who's ordered during our sale 🥰 If anyone is still looking to order the code is MAY8 there's still a couple of days left to grab a bargain

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✨Sale Time✨ It's that time again, where Aussies celebrate May 8 or Mate Day as it's known. What's a better way to show your appreciation to your mates than giving them a mates rate discount. Come grab something for yourself or a mate of your own, I'm sure they'd appreciate it ✨ Coupon Code: MAY8

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At 1.3kgs of silicone this behemoth Monstera toy is a hefty piece, but it is still dwarfed by the 1.8kg+ wider version. This custom is also the first time we've tried drips for this model, I think worked well 👀

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We've realised we may have been a bit remiss We've found a few new shops and designers following us that we hadn't followed back If we've missed following you, pls let us know because we'd love to remedy that Whether you're a shop, designer, kinky crafter or just think you're interesting to know 😊

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The Tutti Frutti colour always goes with our @broken_birds (Instagram) harness 😍 . #shopsmall #sexpositiveculture #onlineadultstore #bodysafesextoys

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Last but not least a pair of Delphinium Toys in their 7 and 9 inch versions. These also have been poured in our Soft 00-50 Silicone and are harness compatible with a 2" ring Would you like to see a photo of it fitted into a harness ?? 👀

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A couple of 7 and 9 inch Lupine toys have been added to the store just now. Poured in Soft 00-50 Platinum Cured Silicone 👀

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A new set of Lilac V-Plugs are now in the store, these soft purple colours are poured on our Extra Soft 00-30 Platinum Cured Silicone 💜💜💜

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Check out this comprehensive round up of Grinders on the indie toy market, everything you needed to know about them 🤩

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Voting for the @AltPornNet 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. @scaledsin.bsky.social has been nominated for the 'Best 3D Asset Designer' category They're the one that designed our Lilium Grinder that's up for nomination. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

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Oh my, they look so good all together 😍

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Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Frangipani V-Plug has been nominated for the Best Sex Toy Sculpt category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

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Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Lilac B-Plug has been nominated for the Best Butt Toy category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

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Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Lilium Grinder has been nominated for the Best Sex Toy - Stroker Grinder category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

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Important information ✨ YES!!! we do partial colour matched sets of our Lilac and Frangipani ranges at 10% off where full sets are 20% off. Contact us with the sizes you are after and we'll do a special listing or place your order in the separate custom listings and we'll refund you the difference.

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In case you were looking for some blue 💙 inspiration 😍 here's another awesome custom order that we've made

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How about a Ruby Crystal 👀 that glows under UV light, Yay or Nay ???

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are on again. Amazingly we have 3 models in 3 categories to vote for this year 🤩 If you feel inclined, you can vote for your favorites at: altporn.net/2025-altstar... Thank you to everyone that nominated us this year, you are phenomenal 🥰

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Here's a Sakura, Melon Fizzer and Tutti Frutti combo that you can ogle 👀😍

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

It's long overdue but we've finally added a Phyla mini squishy toy to the 'Custom Listing' for this toy. We will endeavour to make it like the larger version when you order 😍 just like this cutie

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I just voted for Nix @ScaledSin for the 2025 AltStar Awards @altpornnet.bsky.social #altstarawards - Presented by @bad-dragon.com - Support Your Favorites Here: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

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We’ve been lucky enough to be included on THREE tarot cards in the upcoming Vibrating Tarot project. Crowd funding starts 1st May, sign up at @VibratingTarot.bsky.social for a 20% off discount!

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Custom Orders... We love getting colour combinations that we haven't tried before like this orange set. But we're also more than happy to colour match a previous pour like the teal one and of course squishies are always a fun addition too. 😍

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Another pretty custom order off to it's new home, people pick such pretty colours combinations 😍

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so happy with how these Frangipani designs came out on these V-Plugs 😍

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I love the colour combinations on all these custom toys 😍 they came out so nice

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing better than an awesome review 😍 They were after a translucent pink and blue close to the Sakura and Azure shade of colours with a white highlight throughout... nailed it 😋

With just over 2 hrs left on the sale time is running out 🌿

A busy day in the workroom yesterday but all our custom orders have been poured so we're all up to date again Thank you to everyone who's ordered during our sale 🥰 If anyone is still looking to order the code is MAY8 there's still a couple of days left to grab a bargain

At 1.3kgs of silicone this behemoth Monstera toy is a hefty piece, but it is still dwarfed by the 1.8kg+ wider version. This custom is also the first time we've tried drips for this model, I think worked well 👀

The Tutti Frutti colour always goes with our @broken_birds (Instagram) harness 😍 . #shopsmall #sexpositiveculture #onlineadultstore #bodysafesextoys

Last but not least a pair of Delphinium Toys in their 7 and 9 inch versions. These also have been poured in our Soft 00-50 Silicone and are harness compatible with a 2" ring Would you like to see a photo of it fitted into a harness ?? 👀

A couple of 7 and 9 inch Lupine toys have been added to the store just now. Poured in Soft 00-50 Platinum Cured Silicone 👀

A new set of Lilac V-Plugs are now in the store, these soft purple colours are poured on our Extra Soft 00-30 Platinum Cured Silicone 💜💜💜

Check out this comprehensive round up of Grinders on the indie toy market, everything you needed to know about them 🤩

Voting for the @AltPornNet 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. @scaledsin.bsky.social has been nominated for the 'Best 3D Asset Designer' category They're the one that designed our Lilium Grinder that's up for nomination. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

Oh my, they look so good all together 😍

Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Frangipani V-Plug has been nominated for the Best Sex Toy Sculpt category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Lilac B-Plug has been nominated for the Best Butt Toy category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

Voting for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are still on. Our Lilium Grinder has been nominated for the Best Sex Toy - Stroker Grinder category. If you'd like to vote, follow the link 👇: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

In case you were looking for some blue 💙 inspiration 😍 here's another awesome custom order that we've made

How about a Ruby Crystal 👀 that glows under UV light, Yay or Nay ???

The @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards are on again. Amazingly we have 3 models in 3 categories to vote for this year 🤩 If you feel inclined, you can vote for your favorites at: altporn.net/2025-altstar... Thank you to everyone that nominated us this year, you are phenomenal 🥰

Here's a Sakura, Melon Fizzer and Tutti Frutti combo that you can ogle 👀😍

It's long overdue but we've finally added a Phyla mini squishy toy to the 'Custom Listing' for this toy. We will endeavour to make it like the larger version when you order 😍 just like this cutie

I just voted for Nix @ScaledSin for the 2025 AltStar Awards @altpornnet.bsky.social #altstarawards - Presented by @bad-dragon.com - Support Your Favorites Here: altporn.net/2025-altstar...

We’ve been lucky enough to be included on THREE tarot cards in the upcoming Vibrating Tarot project. Crowd funding starts 1st May, sign up at @VibratingTarot.bsky.social for a 20% off discount!

Custom Orders... We love getting colour combinations that we haven't tried before like this orange set. But we're also more than happy to colour match a previous pour like the teal one and of course squishies are always a fun addition too. 😍

Another pretty custom order off to it's new home, people pick such pretty colours combinations 😍

I'm so happy with how these Frangipani designs came out on these V-Plugs 😍

I love the colour combinations on all these custom toys 😍 they came out so nice

Hot off the Presses as they say 😆 this gorgeous purple coloured range of Frangipani V-Plugs have just gone live in the store.

I think our Death model will always be my personal favourite sculpt design 😍

How's this awesomeness 😍 behold a classic blue/purple combo