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it's wren! giant red-head lady. makes computers beep good at a video game company. one time i fell asleep into a pizza. she/her avatar by @feralroyal.bsky.social
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#cigart #umineko

many such cases

QUEER GIRLS CAN SAVE THE WORLD!!! CELEBRATE PRIDE BY GOING ON A ROAD TRIP TO FIGHT THE HATEFUL MACHINE DEVIL AND THE COPS OF THE DIVINE ORDER WITH FOUR HEROIC BABES! Get in the Car, Loser! is 30% off in the Steam summer sale! store.steampowered.com/app/938860/G...

Tomorrow, 3 PM Pacific: A new semester begins!! SOKOBAN UNIVERSITY opens its doors anew, taking all applicants! We'll be starting (after some classic Sokoban warmup) with Power Sokoban for the SNES: A zelda-like block-pushing game starring a colorful cast of yokai. (art by @minasheep.bsky.social)

im sorry. theres no shot asgore is getting anywhere close to buzzed after 3 beers. that man is a slab of meat. dadbod to the socks. juicy fat ass and a genocidal mindset. 6 beers maximum and he starts posing like hes hercules in the rearview mirror before impacting a child at 70mph

ocelot gets beat up by a big guy in the jungle and it rewires his entire libido and personality

my top 10 movies for the new york times list thing is that one movie where the new york times manufactures consent for anti-trans agendas and panic and shit, inlcuding that one that was like 3 days ago or whatever that folks conveniently forgot i guess

obviously

you ever think about how TM Revolution stole my whole FFXIV fit for the video for Crescent Cutlass (alisaie for scale)

when i run into @davin.bsky.social at the ice cream shop after playing fighting games

expedition 33

this is the literal first time this has been namedropped but i'll be damned if it's not the thing i'm most worried about in the whole world now

dota 2 dota 2 (the second two hundred hours) dota 2 (the thi

dark souls (2011)

Types Of Souls Bosses: - guy in a room totally freakin out - Stomp Jomperson - the gang is back together and they hate you - Bumpos Palace of Tricks - you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die

you think Mario died all those times because HE wanted to?

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

final fantasy V is hilarious because the first like, three towns you visit are just a hundred people going WOW THE [WATER/FIRE/EARTH CRYSTAL] SURE MAKES LIFE GREAT. I LOVE ALL OF THIS [PURE WATER/INDUSTRY/FERTILE SOIL]. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THE CRYSTAL WE'D HAVE REAL ISSUES!

quoth the totally bitchin raven: "freaking epic"

You don't look so good. Well done!

just got on a bus that read "GO LAKERS!" on its display. who's gonna tell them

The latest ep of @austinwalker.bsky.social's KOTOR II Let's Play is now up. We pick a side in Citadel Station's conflict, hunt down some bounties, do a little smuggling, and talk in the most basic terms about Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. youtu.be/I-3m20r9kfk

After War Gundam X (1996) Episode 22 - A Ghost From 15 Years Ago 00:41.839

VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second. INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE

you ever think about the chimera ant arc of hunter x hunter? you ever go and find some AMVs to watch to injure your soul? www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ug...

elden ring: nightreign

magilou

My nen power is I can always hit you harder than you expect. The condition is, for it to work at full power I need to tell you, "My nen power is I can always hit you harder than you expect." They think the "harder that you expect" part is the important part. But the real important part is the always

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

audiologs next to an immersive sim skeleton slumped over a desk be like

*chanting, clapping, stomping* LOW-TAX!!! LOW-TAX!!!! LOW-TAX!!!!!

It is truly surreal to see all the exact same type of petty online website drama I grew up with consume not just my subculture and eventually mass media but the entire apparatus of the united states government

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

루네시엘

Played a single run of "Elden Ring: Nightreign", and I think my key takeaway is that there should be like a 0.005% chance that one of the nightly bosses is the Autonomous Planetary Closure Craft AAP07: BALTEUS

Really loving this episode of Side Story. I feel like it's the first analysis of Blue Prince I've heard that takes criticism of the game seriously and still comes out mostly positive. Also just getting to hear the details of the post credits stuff I opted out of all in one spot is great.

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?