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Mr kitty cat doing his nails

I wld NOT be surprised if ppl pay that $5 mill and then the card bottoms out so they don’t even get it back. It’s not like he hasn’t left ppl unpaid before

My crush’s birthday is today, so I’m making him chili bc he’s been saying he wants to taste my cooking. I won’t see him until tomorrow, but I ~AM~going to tease him by sending him a vid of it simmering happily away in the pot!

The boys that work at the car wash are so cute

WHY WLD YOU DESIGN TURN ARROWS THAT POINT THE OPPOSITE WAY WHEN THEY FLASH

let the untitled goose games BEGIN

The former is "realistically hot, and we could go out and have a few drinks" and the latter is "abstractly hot, but what's the point since I wouldn't be able to spend any quality time with him because he's constantly working out and can't consume anything except protein and water".

marineland, florida, 1990

Uhhhh how can the front of my CHEEKS be hurting?? Like a headache but in my front cheekbones

Gurl it is MONTHS later. Call customer service ab your internet issues, not me. UNLESS YOURE GOING TO PAY ME!

@amberbrock.bsky.social I’m watching your movie and I loved it from the first instant!

Just such a truly disgusting color for a car: it looks like bloody puke *retches*

Thank you Cheezo.

Security camera.

Evergreen 5ever

A little overwhelmed at his new job.

everyone is so upset at me for working rn

“We will update with an expected delivery date”

I call this (accidental) outfit color theme “watery”

Everybody knows orcas and dolphins and rhinos are worse than all of those 😂 once you learn a little bit ab how those creature defend themselves, it’s all over. And don’t forget ab a chimp! I wld NEVER fuck w a chimp, even a friendly one. I like my face and my fingers!

I like brown and red together, but I thought it was an interesting choice to try and market Valentine’s Day. but THEN I looked closer and the brown side is TEDDY BEARS. and THAT is brilliant!!

Movies suggestions? I don’t care what genre- just some of your most favorite movies pls

You need to know ab my open drink packing skills 😂😂😂. Cc: @bangarangeorge.bsky.social

Also, the whole premise of the show is based on the movie the thing— but like they’re going to figure out who the crazy killer is this time.

Okay this scientist supposedly discovered an end for climate change and he’s talking ab it and he’s like- “it’s worth BILLIONS!!” as opposed to saying like- ITS WORTH THE SURVIVAL OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!! Just like- all the money. Oh well! It’s fiction! We’re gonna be boiled up!! BYE!

I’m interested in this show but everything ab it is SO. BAD. that I can only watch like- 3/4’s an episode at a time

My crush had a few drinks and there’s part of me that wants him to be a little but loosey goosey flirting with me but he fell asleep before 9 bc he gets up at like FOUR 😂😂😂

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Somebody on here said this this week and I can’t stop thinking about it - What’s happening right now - it’s the same reason most modern white Americans had never heard of the Tulsa race massacre until Watchmen came out. They are trying to blot out history.