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fazzumen.bsky.social
A power geek, gamer, Trek enthusiast that lost his way on the internet. My pronouns are made up but the problems are real. I joke my way though the good times, bad times and especially the sad times. Right now, there are a lot of all three.
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Do you have any idea how fucked up things have to be for ME to be the voice of reason in any situation? #FML

I'm pretty sure anything I post on here is equivalent to screaming into the wind. Into the darkness? Into a void? Yes. Void. It's like screaming into a void. Hopefully the void can supply some nice pics of Boobs. I'm a fan, after all.

Got my first "Violating an Executive Order" and "I'll make sure you lose federal funding" parent threat today for teaching "DEI" books in our upcoming "Liberty and Justice" themed unit. Even in "Blue" Massachusetts we're dealing with this. Anyway, don't obey in advance, and don't obey later.

In no way do I consider myself an idiot. That said, any situation where I am considered "the brainy one" is most likely either doomed or going to be a wicked good time. Perhaps both. #explainabrag #oneeyedgoatsarecookingtofuinmybathroom

I know this is a motionless screen grab, but that is Elon Musk absolutely 100% doing a Nazi salute. Not an exaggeration. Not a drill. Nazi salute from the man that bought Trump his prize. You cannot deny this. It was done and it was intentional. This is horrible. #nazi #elon #musk #elonmusk #salute

I just heard him called "Felon 47" and I love it. This shall be the only way I refer to him from now on. #felon47 #potus #rapist #convictedfelon #horriblehumanbeing

The Butler Walmart Googly Eye Bandit strikes again! Whoever you are, know you are loved and treasured. #walmart #googlyeyes

Googly eyes are the best pranks. No one gets hurt and nothing is destroyed. And they make you so happy. #picard #googlyeyes