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fbfg.bsky.social
queer trans heathen they/he
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submitted 3 days ago • 105 comments

can’t believe I lost all government funding for my very popular and completely original series of children’s books

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

submitted 29 days ago • 1539 comments

coworker: how was your weekend? me: I'm physically present for this conversation but my head is not here at all and i feel like an icy black claw is gripping my heart at all times and making it harder and harder to breathe each day. I can't focus on anything and idk how to keep going coworker: oh

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

got the dishwasher with the secret cycle: make dirtier

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

listen, we gotta live. we have to outlast them. we have to turn their graves into trans inclusive toilets.

submitted 43 days ago • 25 comments

when your therapist says they’re impressed by your vulnerability 🥲

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

luckily i don’t look up to any men so i’m never disappointed

submitted 58 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 64 days ago • 94 comments

BK onion rings are bad but the zesty dipping sauce is 👌🏻

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

not both of my partners independently referring to my hobbies (coding, gaming) as “typing”

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

clocked! at the dispensary

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Obi loves cat brainrot

submitted 98 days ago • 99 comments

“sorry team i won’t be in standup this morning for a doctors appointment!”

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

pronouncing Dr. Oz as doctor ounce

submitted 113 days ago • 13 comments

"The Left needs its own Joe Rogan," I say, unveiling the machine from "The Prestige" and leading you into a room with 800 Joe Rogan clones all saying "Wow, that's crazy" again and again

submitted 121 days ago • 67 comments

lmao what

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 126 days ago • 1581 comments

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submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

when i first started transitioning i never understood how anyone could forget their shot/pills, now i forget every single week lmao

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments