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I remembered the indecipherable ancient Sumerian bar joke (a dog walks into a bar and says "I can't see anything. I guess I'll open this one") and decided to read some of the other proverbs and jokes from the same collection and discovered that Sumer also had the original "No take! Only throw!" meme

the last cringe that shall be posted is cringe itself

Microsoft is the real offender here, but anyone who writes even a news post about the copilot "AI" Quake 'tech demo' without describing how it actually functions (or fails to) it is is doing unpaid PR work.

have you ever seen morpheus pogging? now you have

bdsmovement.net/microsoft

GAMERGATE GUY IN 2017: And— just look at this, okay? They’re making her ugly. They’re making her look like a woke man. That’s what these people want. They want to take away everything good GAMERGATE GUY IN 2025: All possessions are illusory. We will liberate our spirits through cleansing agony

"porn addiction isn't real" finally has scientific proof in a meta study because it finds the root cause - religious upbringing. And this was conducted by people who *went in thinking the addiction was real*! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

Miyazaki: Yeah that horrible mangled rat with sigils on it is like our Pikachu www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...

for "single handed causing a 7 point drop in the US stock market" Dade Murphy was prohibited from owning a computer or even operating a touch-tone telephone what should be the penalty for 1,700 point drop?

going to beat a dead horse and note that he also wasn't actually convicted of anything other than "conspiracy". they didn't (or couldn't) prove that he actually did anything wrong personally

"What do we say to the God of Executive Function?" "Not today."

me, emailing Nintendo all week: can you comment on pricing, backward compatibility, pricing, tariffs, pre-orders, family NSO memberships, pricing) me, emailing Nintendo today: hi, so about Cow www.ign.com/articles/yes...

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

so when Nvidia says their new chip in the Switch 2 is 10x the performance of the Switch 1, they mean this the same way they mean when they say the 5070Ti has the same performance as the 4090, right?

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

video games status: still not political, hopefully www.theverge.com/news/643483/...

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

i don't know about anyone else but absolutely the last thing i ever wanted out of breath of the wild was additional hours worth of listening to zelda's voice acting

so which do we think is more likely; that Nintendo supports VRR on the Switch 2's built in screen only and HDMI 2.0 output on the dock, or that they technically support HDMI 2.1 but restrict games from trying to run at 4K120 by reason of that being a silly thing to try?

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

nintendo presents: graphics i guess

Person who's only lived through three era-defining crises before: "getting some era-defining crisis vibes from this"

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

goddamnit all to fuck, the bloodborne-looking thing for Switch 2 is just a PvPvE game. fuck. shit.

loading time comparison in Zelda BotW Switch 2 Edition