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people are saying my schtick is off-putting

together these posts tell the story of a person who has been captured and imprisoned in a fluorescent cubicle. where he is required to edit corporate training videos

cannot hang with any crew where seldom is heard an encouraging word

like this post if i’m gonna go have myself a nice time

pointing at my watch and saying “would you look at that, it’s about damn time”

falling awake!

Please select all the images that show LECHERY:

telling anyone who does a bad riff to hit the showers

Getting my damn hands on some intangibles

trading fantasy for fantasy & truth for truth. they are separate currencies

you’re going to love the way i use my mind for assorted tasks

some ppl would celebrate the death of a coal mine canary bc they were tired of hearing it sing

the poet lariat is the rope you use to wrangle up your ideas out on the astral range

Our city bus just ran over a really aggressive goblin. Deserved but death is still sad

wake up babe Old Sam rides again

I’m worried that Trump will appoint our first poet laureate who rhymes since Reagan

me: (brushing my hair) people understand me because of my long hair other person: i see what you mean. your long hair makes it easy for me to imagine how you might feel

Goshspeed you!

lost my lighter homie can you do a yoga fire for me

reading thine interactions hast given me damage of the brain. verily

call that shit rosebud cuz it got me laid up like Mr. Kane

being on bluesky on your phone can turn any ordinary coffee shop into a gamer’s café

There’s nothing wrong with my car. It’s singing. Sit well and listen

the fandom fell off

a horse walks into a bar, but you can’t make it drink

the correct response to Knock Knock is “who goes there”

you are all a beautiful distraction to me

big day for barts

responding to someone with “sorry, but that’s type one information” and never explaining what this means

I need special tobacco for asthmatics @marlboro