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feelingsdamager.ltd
We should never have electrified sand to make it do math, it's cruel to rocks, what did they ever do to us?
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Hell yeah

Don’t tell me I should be working instead

Yes, you can laugh at “store-bought jorts” like I just did

Snack time

What sort of deranged individual is excited to go back to work for real? I was doing just fine not working it was great.

Well okay

Today’s carrier pigeon is named Sabrina and she’s cool in an understated way that makes her unapproachable and that’s a bit of a shame, but hey my phone is really hot right now

It’s a bop www.tiktok.com/@veryveryvin...

Yeah this

Being Silly with My Friends

엉덩이 is butt

aaaaaahhhhhh 🥹

Uhhh bonjour butter

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Sometimes when I say “coin toss” what I do instead is look at the clock and use the minute hand- seeing if it’s even or odd. I think it’s more likely that I’d have a watch or phone on me more than a coin!

Huge of Apple to try and capture the lucrative market of… *checks notes* evite dot com

That’s the spirit www.adastraspace.com/p/asteroid-i...

It was not really breaking news, don’t worry

So, like… happy Tuesday everyone?

We have definitely got to be beyond 99 baguettes by now

I should not be allowed this kind of power

You know what doesn’t make sense? Being able to add a thumbs up emoji to an email. You know what else doesn’t make sense? A daily summary email of all emoji reactions to my previous day’s emails. Someone pitched this feature and said “people will LOVE this, they will HEART it” Bitch, no.

biffWIZmit

I was motivated but now I’m officially M O T I V A T E D okay thank you

If you’ve ever used Excel, know that the ability for humanity to inflict suffering onto itself is limitless. Or at least 1,048,576 by 16,384 by Office 365

Summa cum laude and I mean this academically

“Crustaceans in Artwork” would be one hell of a band name

What do you mean technology journalism

Blue

I just made you this maybe it’s not so great but it’s for you

I'm reminded of the night sky and distant stars I still reach for them, to trace and make a map That I can see, The geography Shapes, paths, borders; draw dotted lines, ours

Why is it always dopamine and not dopanice?

*Grabs the mic* fuck yeah we’re in a Deep State- a deep state of despair, who’s with me whooooo!