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feeshieofetheria.bsky.social
42. Somewhere under the bi umbrella. Perpetually tired. Here to obsess about She-Ra and post too many cat pictures. She/her 🏳️‍🌈
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I stole this cool sword yesterday

Got so distracted by The Horrors of having to wear mismatched wool socks that I almost forgot to put on my pants 😭

I really need people to stop telling me important things out loud with their voices and expecting me to retain any of it. I don't care if we live together, send a fucking text 😭

This absolute ham saw me point the camera at her and immediately struck an action pose. I've never had a cat as true to her name as Sea Hawk

I'm like a 1, at most, I'm only 5'4" and I'm one of those weirdos who hesitates to politely point out that a restaurant made me the entirely wrong meal 😅. I've been told that I'm very intimidating, not in a mean way but in a "she's too cool for us" way (which is patently absurd if you ask me)

Today I found a calendar entry in my phone for Feb 28th that reads "[my 9 year old's name] Minecraft squirt Trident" so yeah, the ADHD's going real well, thanks for asking.

Last I checked it was illegal to block a bus stop with your dumpster 🤔

There's something so reassuring about seeing that my math genius child ALSO thinks long division is bullshit

Me: There is a serious shortage of SPOP themed luggage tags 😢 The Internet, whispering seductively in my ear: you know you want another silly project, have you considered shrinky dinks?

Sweet baby/murder baby

"Oh shit, I forgot to order the skulls!" yeah, sure, ok.....

Husband keeps sending me pictures of a little gray stormcloud kitten named Xena and won't steal the kitten for me 😭