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I’m here to be your cosmic compass. Esoteric Astrologer, Practical Modern Prognosticator, Witchy Woman, Hotline Psychic. I believe in learning from and supporting other astrologers! https://book.heygoldie.com/Astrology-By-Felicity-Kay
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The harder they come the hungrier Eames grows

It never stops

You know what’s wild, I don’t talk about politics much at all but the numbers looked really … I don’t know.. specific to me? There was a huge taxcut for people that make $228,000 Wonder why that was?

Imagine me blowing off my finger guns to cool them after they unleashed the bullets of my fury…..

I love how the people that want to ban SSRIs and put addicts on working farms will defend Elon Musk by constantly reminding us he is on the spectrum and just a “goofy little guy”

They just don’t know when to stop

Rubix cube: the harmonica of puzzles

i am sorry but Hunter S. Thompson would've loved Vyvanse

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

I will continue to respond like this to these attempts at trickery by anonymous capitalist cronies

89 seconds to midnight…. That’s like a minute and a half pretty much…., It’s fiiiiiinnnneeeee *snaps space helmet closed*

Look I am still stuck on it... I cant stop thinking about it.. Elon Musk: buys Twitter, tanks its value, drives away users, and turns it into a meme factory. Jamie Dimon: “He’s our Einstein!” Einstein: spins in grave so fast he generates renewable energy.

going through the archive from the hellsite and found this haiku I wrote for @creampieordie.bsky.social : Brett says to call me “Excess paragraphs McGee” I have turned him down. 4/3/22

I’m still contemplating the total absurdity of this Einstein/Musk comparison but I have come to realize I am expecting too much if I remember the person doing this comparison is at least partially responsible for the greatest financial crisis in the US since the Great Depression…

Jamie Dimon called Elon Musk “our generation’s Einstein.” Bold. If true, what’s Einstein’s equivalent of paying $44B for something that is somehow both completely useless but also somehow able to influence the zeitgeist?

We have traded books for binge-watching, and intellectual revolutions for TikTok dances… Empires collapse when education does I’m impressed it’s taken as long as it has…. But yo…Marvel’s Phase 20 is lit and I co-host a reality TV show podcast

The 45th and now47th president was sworn in today inn what was the country’s 60th inauguration. Math was never politics’ strong suit.

Everyone (no one) …..has been asking what I think about the incoming administration…. (I thought of a sassy slogan whilst showering) My response? Tariffs: just Tit for Tax. You’re welcome. (Wanted to think about how it would look on a coffee mug but did this)

Stuck on the other app because of a peer support program I started in Spaces but I think I will transition all my content not related to that over here finally

One of Citynerd’s best videos is on YouTube now. You should watch it for yourself, but it poses an interesting question: has traffic gotten better or worse since the WFH mandates? If remote work reduces traffic, shouldn’t we be seeing that now?

@sweetlydefiantb.bsky.social

Either we fight together, or they will hang each of us alone.

Thanks to my new followers I have been quiet over here as I have a few things cooking and sadly my health has been failing me. It’s enough to make me want to fly to an investors meeting some days

If you are unaware or if you miraculously have a number on the “Do Not Call” list and random numbers never send you texts, you may be unaware that the way scammers and telemarketing people get people is that they send you a message with a tone of familiarity

If the drone fits, you must acquit!

Free ADHD peer support x.com/felicitykay/...

I officially think I was Humphrey Bogart in my last life… perhaps its just because in “The Big Sleep” he describes himself as i am now: 38, fluent in English as my job requires and recently fired for insubordination.

I feel personally victimized by Mercury retrograde for the first time in YEARS! My flight to DC is delayed and I’m stuck hoping to make my connecting flight home

We can argue all day about whether murder is bad but I think we can all agree that fear of being murdered is a very effective motivator

On a train up to DC for the day and sitting with a bunch of college kids, got asked what I was watching and got to share @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social with a new audience

S/o to anyone with older parents that refuse to tell you of their ailments until they are forced to ie running errands with mom involved a trip to oncology because she has breast cancer, surprise!