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Comedian from a country you misspell 🇨🇴 Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert PRE ORDER MY BOOK https://allmylinks.com/felipetorresmedina
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Fun new episode of @hignfyus.bsky.social now available on Max: The One To Watch™. Joyful show to work on and hopefully that comes through on TV. Also I’m proud to have gotten a joke about cum pretzels on CNN.

@felipetmedina.bsky.social on how to write a funny book about American immigration.

Thank you @literaryhub.bsky.social! You can pre-order the book here: store.abramsbooks.com/products/ame...

WRITING TIP: There are only three stories: 1. A man goes on a journey. 2. A stranger comes to town. 3. Austin Power is defrozen in the year 1997 to stop Dr. Evil.

Thank you @literaryhub.bsky.social and @jamesfolta.com for letting me yap about my book!

If you’re crashing the SNL50 parties and feel like they’re onto you, you can just say you’re one of the people on Arcade Fire. Say you play the harpsichord. No one can prove you wrong.

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

My “I didn’t do crimes” t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

“Why won’t you let the Nazis come to the party? You’re acting like a bunch of Nazis!”

Anthony Mackie always looks like he took the last Hershey's Kiss and he's pretending he's got nothing in his mouth.

He's really crushed the scheming eunuch advisor look.

Imagine converting to Catholicism only to have the literal manager of Catholicism tell you you’re doing it wrong.

Earth had too much buffalo chicken dip last night.

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

Certified lover boy Certified…

Conservatives: MAGA is cool now. Conservatives seeing the coolest performance ever: ew ew ew where is Lee Greenwood?

I’m rooting for the Chiefs and the worst thing I’ve seen tonight is still that disgusting cowboy hat ad.

Well, it’s on the Chiefs to hire all those guys from the ads to play for them. Shoulda hired some players.

I would do anything to see the faces off the CGI flying mustache ad team when the CGI flying eyebrows ad aired.

Luigi Mangione.

Jesus is the only celebrity to not actually appear in a Super Bowl ad.

Go “Birds”???? The thing that has the flu?

Willie McNabb asked a “genuine question for rural Americans – How do I kill 30-50” of THESE animals?”

New Healthcare Substack (inspired by being laid off and U.S. Healthcare getting worse) substack.com/@outofnetwor...

Him and I are pitching a reboot of Street Sharks but they're all depressed adults!

I've been around Caitlin Kunkel enough to know that when she says something, she's probably right, so this is a huge honor!

Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.

Hey guys, just wrapping up my first week as the PR manager for the film Emilia PĂ©rez. How did I do? :)

Every normal catholic is like: love thy neighbor, feel some guilt, and eat some carbs. Every adult convert is like: the Pope is a trans demon and Jesus says it’s okay to punch Haitians.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Let Conservatives say the r-word. They should be allowed to have their own word for one another.

Well luckily everyone got their headlines out fast enough that we can ignore what actually happened

US media is spinning this but this is a win for Petro and Latin America. He got what he wanted - more humane and dignified extradition without destroying Colombia’s poor economy for it - and blatantly, publicly mocked Trump with the politics equivalent of a Kendrick diss track.

Coming to CBS this fall: Accountant With A Gun

Me reading the news all day